Eagle Foods

An American food manufacturer based in Cleveland, Ohio. The company was established in 2015 by Paul Smucker Wagstaff after acquiring ownership of the Borden canned milk brands (Eagle Brand, Magnolia, Milnot, PET). Also a comfort food manufacturer

Eagle Foods is the best.

by SPrice1980 November 30, 2022

Eagle Scout

The "rank" someone achieves after having sexual intercourse with a little person (e.g.: dwarf, midget, etc). The insinuation is that very few individuals can claim to have had sex with a little person, just as few people can claim the BSA rank of Eagle Scout.

"Did you hear that Dylan made Eagle Scout?"

"How? He's not even in the Boy Scouts."

"He totally fucked a midget at Coachella last night!"

by Ponyo Bond April 19, 2023

david eagle

Afraid people won’t respect his property and claims he’s “tired” of bashes.

“I’m just not in the mood for it” -david eagle

by Poop suck March 23, 2022

Horny eagle

Blake Richardson

Bailee: hey blake you are an horny eagle
Blake: NoOoOOo

by Blakeisahonryeagle July 22, 2019

Eagles’ Tears

Eagle Semen

Chiefs fans after the Super Bowl are drinking out of their “Eagles’ tears” cups…little do they know they are drinking semen

by jvrs April 16, 2023

daddy eagle

the man. he molts one day, sprouting purple feathers from every pore in his body. we bow to him in awe.
the true eagles drool in awe. the freshmen give no fricks.

uwu it's daddy eagle

by fartyassqueer October 18, 2019

True Eagle

The best energy drink on the market! 47/50 people prefer True Eagle Energy over Monster and Red Bull in a blind taste test.

Delicious and philanthropic! 10% of their proceeds go to the Folded Flag Foundation.

Hey, if you're looking for an American energy drink that's actually good tasting, you should try True Eagle!

by TheEegs February 7, 2020