Dutch carpentry

A term made up by horny ex-Mormons trying to get their wives to try anal.

“Yo Brigham, ever since I left the church, I Ben trying to hit the back door. I told my wife that it was either anal or Dutch carpentry…she chose anal.”

by ElMormonGrande April 20, 2023

dutch thermos

The act of farting in a bottle and then putting the lid on and thus storing the stench for later use.

Ed H just opened his dutch thermos

by the king of the entire world December 4, 2010

Dutch Recliner

A practice in which two people poop in the same toilet, at the same time. One participant sits on the toilet normally and allows the other participant to poop between the legs of the participant on the toilet. For the entire action to be a Dutch recliner, the poop of each participant must stack.

Nick and Dave did a wicked dutch recliner the other day.

by UncircumcisedAnalLover July 15, 2021

dutch blender

Putting a small person in a sleeping bag sealed with your farts and shaking them around.

Elisha farted while camping so i used the Dutch blender on her.

by Captaincoook May 7, 2016

Dutch Thumber

When you and your friend stick your thumbs up your own asses and then you grab a hold of each others fists and work them up and down. (Similar to a dutch rudder but with thumbs and asses instead of dicks)

Me: "Jem and I gave each other a Dutch Thumber yesterday."

X-Ray: "Is that gay?"

Vav: "Of course its not gay."

by The Thumbing Dutchman February 4, 2013

dutch crunch

A bread found mostly in the San Francisco Bay Area, with a hard, crunchy, upper crust that fractures into small bits during baking as the loaf rises, leaving an interesting pattern of cracks on the top of the bread. Commonly used for sandwiches.

I broke a tooth on the Dutch Crunch at Le Boulangers.

by Domonique Dagdag September 24, 2009

dutch treat

A species of marijuana, but doesent come from Holland.

Shanaynay usually favors dutch treat over chronic weed when she is feeling lonely.

by heartsreefrbabe September 1, 2004