My maths teacher once said; “You just blew in my tube… You have to ask permission before you do that.”
Boy 1 “do you want to go blow on his tube”
Boy 2 “hell yeah man.”
*The Maths teacher looming over them* “No, you need to ask permission to do that…”
Boy 2 “hell yeah man.”
*The Maths teacher looming over them* “No, you need to ask permission to do that…”
by Stock photo of a man May 10, 2023
Get the Maths teachermug. Someone who works at a place. It's not important tho.
Usually doesn't want u to use google translate, the superior format
Usually doesn't want u to use google translate, the superior format
by fuckthrfrench December 20, 2019
Get the Teachersmug. It's when someone doesn't know wtf their gender is so they resort to gay air kindergarten teacher because that's the only right answer to Dylan's identity crisis
by Xen!! October 20, 2022
Get the Gay air kindergarten teachermug. An annoying ass bitch that does nothing but hate everyone but the teacher, some variants of this creature are fortnite kids, but they snitch on literally everything and everyone, always telling you "I'm telling." Before walking away.
Damn that teachers pet.
What?
He snitched on me for accidently tripping someone.
That fucking teachers pet.
What?
He snitched on me for accidently tripping someone.
That fucking teachers pet.
by I hate fortnite kids June 5, 2023
Get the Teachers Petmug. by idkhonestlyhbqw June 22, 2022
Get the Teacher's petmug. Probably one of the most self-centered egomaniacs you'll ever come across. They often flatter the teacher to gain favor, believe they must always achieve perfect scores on exams, essays etc. and tend to get others they don’t like into trouble. On top of that, they can't stand any criticism of the teacher, the school system, or even the assignments they’re given. If you so much as question anything, they’ll jump at the chance to lecture you, acting like you're somehow in the wrong for not agreeing with their perfect, unquestioning approach. And don’t even get them started on their grades, getting a 99% on a test is practically the end of the fucking world for them, as if anything less than perfect is a personal failure. And finally, they'll also remind the teacher about every homework assignment, sometimes even before it's due, just to make sure no one forgets and their precious record stays untarnished.
God I hate that fucking bitch so fucking much, I swear to god, if that teacher's pet reminds Mister Terrible one more time about the homework, I am going to kill her.
by Urban Infinity 2.0 November 23, 2024
Get the Teacher's Petmug. "Yoga teacher more like yo-mama!"
1. Cause her voice is so nice to listen to
2. She has a yoga body
3. She teachers yoga!
1. Cause her voice is so nice to listen to
2. She has a yoga body
3. She teachers yoga!
by Dvdeez123 September 29, 2021
Get the Yoga teachermug.