suicide torture

To repeatedly threaten suicide as a means of mental warfare against family and loved ones to manipulate them to feel sorry for you.

After months of suicide torture from my Dad and finally told him to do it or shut up.

by Jeep_James May 23, 2022

lovers suicide

Lover’s suicide is where (usually two) people in some type of romantic relationship commit suicide together. It is usually caused by both partners wanting to kill themselves but know the other person can’t live without them. Both partners often find a sort of happiness that their last moments will be spent together.

Brian- “Did you hear what happened to Penelope and Lisa?”
Samuel- “Didn’t they go missing?”
Brian- “Yeah but someone reported their bodies this morning.”
Samuel- “Are they okay?”
Brian- …
Brian- “It was lovers suicide.”

by KurtisConnersLeftSock May 30, 2022

The Clinton Suicide

A mysterious suicide involving being shot twice in the back of the head, usually after former involvement in their political campaigns

A: I heard the Secretary committed The Clinton Suicide
B: What’s that?
A: When you’re assassinated by the Clinton’s via 2 bullets but it is ruled a suicide
B: Ah ok

by Apprefo December 9, 2021

Comedy suicide

When a person shares something they found funny, like a meme, or a discussion on Twitter, but they stick a meaningless comment on top of or below the picture that ruins the comedy. First coined by Oz Media on YouTube

Oh no, someone did comedy suicide by writing "Found on Urban Dictionary!!1!!1" on the bottom of it.

by Anonymous But Nott January 25, 2021

suicide kid

Suicide kid isn’t essentially a thing, but a talented rapper who’s career was cut short by what his music truly represents which is his life story of thugging and just being the hardest Zoe boy who came out of Florida. JAYO SAMA

Suicide kid, hard mother f**cker

by JAYO sama March 12, 2021

Sexual Suicide

When hitting a girl from the back, you get up close to her ear, and ever so quietly whisper “uhh like throwing a hotdog down a hallway”… then see how fast you die

Steve: I just can’t believe Joe’s dead
Bob: I know, and too Sexual Suicide

by Dr Domealittle June 17, 2021

Suicide Circle

Involves two or more people to stand in a circle or opposite each other, each holding a gun in their right hand aiming to the next person to the rights head. All persons in the circle will then count down from ten, and on zero will simultaneously pull their triggers.

Dude, wanna make a suicide circle?

by fuknsquagle July 3, 2023