Sleep-shitting

When you are so tired that when you go to shit and you fall asleep on the toilet. This usually happens while using a public restroom.

After we ordered our food at the restaurant, my friend went to take a shit and fell asleep. He is always sleep-shitting every time we come here at 2 am.

by Rbruiz June 17, 2023

the good sleep

Trying to commit suicide by taking loads of pills/drugs.

Person A: I think I'm going to try for the good sleep tonight.
Person B: Shit bro, are you okay?

by SIDMNkewl123supbitches January 21, 2020

Sleeping laurd

When you and you friend agree to pull an all nighter and they fall asleep

Olivias being a sleeping laurd

by Deadxroses May 30, 2016

Sleep-on-it test

An idea that seems great must pass a good night's sleep to be truly great.

Marijn called Joris with a supposedly good idea, just before the night set, so they could perform the sleep-on-it test. Turns out: next morning it seemed AWESOME. To the moon!

by tothemoonretards February 28, 2021

drunk sleeping

Drunk sleeping is when you don't have rem sleep therefore you're not really asleep and you're still drunk. It's not conscious or unconscious. At the end of the day it's poor sleeping and you're still tired when you wake up.

While I was drunk sleeping, I pissed on myself.

Did you have a good nights sleep? No, I drunk slept.

by SMELLYCUNT June 14, 2018

Sleeping in jeans

A person who wears jeans while sleeping because their a psychopath for whatever reason.

"What are you doing?"
"Sleeping in jeans."
"Kill yourself."

by one234536 March 19, 2022

sleep traveling

When you go somewhere that requires you to drive or use mass transit and when you get there you forgot how you got there, or in the worst of cases, the entire previous synopsis from the point of supposed "waking up".

This is common after a heavy night of drinking, when you have a routine that owns your life, or when you get morning wood so bad it takes what needed blood there is from your head to wake up fully.

Mr. Garglewitz was on his way to work. He was low in the eyes but seemingly awake, very awake. He carried out his normal, bleak, and depressing routine with pinpoint accuracy. When he reached his hamster cage, or cubicle as earthlings would call it, he finally woke up from his sleep realizing that he was at work. When he came to this realization he could not remember what had happened or how he got there. He experienced a very pronounced case of sleep traveling.

by The see-ma-wae January 22, 2010