sleep spike

When you wake up just to fall back asleep, possibly multiple times.

I slept for 8 hours but with the sleep spikes I don’t feel too rested

by Rævrn April 10, 2022

sleep number

The lowest rating of somebody you're willing to sleep with (scale of 1-10).

You: Jay is so drunk his sleep number is down to 2.

Me: His wife is a 3, so he's not that drunk.

by 40 Foot Virgin February 3, 2018

sleep traveling

When you go somewhere that requires you to drive or use mass transit and when you get there you forgot how you got there, or in the worst of cases, the entire previous synopsis from the point of supposed "waking up".

This is common after a heavy night of drinking, when you have a routine that owns your life, or when you get morning wood so bad it takes what needed blood there is from your head to wake up fully.

Mr. Garglewitz was on his way to work. He was low in the eyes but seemingly awake, very awake. He carried out his normal, bleak, and depressing routine with pinpoint accuracy. When he reached his hamster cage, or cubicle as earthlings would call it, he finally woke up from his sleep realizing that he was at work. When he came to this realization he could not remember what had happened or how he got there. He experienced a very pronounced case of sleep traveling.

by The see-ma-wae January 22, 2010

Princess Sleeping

Sleeping in a pretty or weird position to prevent messing up your hair do for and upcoming event

Make sure to Princess Sleeping so your curls don't fall

by Jatii March 14, 2015

Sleeping alligator

When a female is asleep and you start sexual intercourse and she wakes up halfway through and is aggravated,THEN BEGINS TO DEATH ROLL…. But It doesn’t work. Lol

Frankie you will not believe what I did last night. That girl that I drugged performed the sleeping alligator

by Blazinasian34 June 28, 2022

Bean sleep

When the amount of time you sleep is equivalent to the time it take to cook beans thoroughly, which it’s up to 45min to 2hrs maximum

I have work this morning and this party is allow me to have a horrible “bean sleep”

by Jaqass February 17, 2022

Smart sleep

To sleep in a library in order to more effectively absorb learning through osmosis

I’m going to smart sleep in the library tonight since it is finals week at it is open 24/7 so I can get an A in my ecology final.

by Phanda101 May 5, 2022