Salted

Salted is another meaning for fucked

I salted her ass

by Douknowdaway January 17, 2018

Salt Lord

Someone who’s anger is brought out by little things especially video games, however the levels of saltiness is not only more petty than the 9th layer of hell, the ability to have a tantrum is absolutely mythical.

Adam you truly are the saltiest person I have ever met, you will forever be the legendary Salt Lord

by Reddit intellectual May 23, 2022

piss salt

Means the same as "Damn it" or yelling "Shit" used in exasperation or anger.

I dropped my keys thru the sewer grate- "Piss Salt!"

by BBIL December 8, 2013

Salt my potatoes

When another man drips jizz on your balls.

Salt my potatoes "Hey Phil, should I leave it in? No! Pull it out and salt my potatoes!!"

by Gowdysooner May 19, 2016

Salt Shaker

When you act as if you are sprinkling salt in your mouth when you are actually sucking on………..something………inappropriately

DO THE SALT SHAKER!!!

by Elizabeth Bonnet March 30, 2022

No It's Salt

Based on the Jimmy Neutron "Sodium Chloride" Meme this statement is used to express that the poster has scientifically explained something in an unnecessary, obvious, or otherwise annoying fashion. Similar to Um, Actually except it specifically refers to scientific statements.

ME: I don't like the SMAA 2x setting, it makes the game look blurry

Rando: UM ACTUALLY, It’s a technique used to smooth otherwise jagged lines or textures by blending the color of an edge with the color of pixels around it. The result should be a more pleasing and realistic appearance, depending on the intensity of the effect. The SMAA 2x adds blur to lines that's what it does. Overall in any game certain antialiasing will make things look more blurry

ME: No it's Salt

by dxgg June 10, 2020

Salt

A state of being pissed off or upset.

NOT “salty”, Salt is a complete embodiment of the state of being upset, potentially long lasting and very severe.

A: “My mom backed out of the garage and hit my car, AND she said she’s not paying to fix it.”

B: “That’s so tough man, how are you feeling?”

A: “I’m so salt.”

by D123L123 February 10, 2022