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s.a.l.t.s is from tiktok. only elite tiktokers know it but it means smiled a little then stopped
timmy: omg look at this funny video!! you:salts
by mpax73 June 9, 2020
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Usain Salt

When someone is super quick to get upset about something.
Why are you so upset?! I said it like 2 seconds ago Usain Salt.
by HoOdehZA November 20, 2017
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salted his beard

The act of tricking innocent homeless men into ejaculating various bodily fluids into a fake beard worn by the assailants.
the Beard is then dried, removed and dipped into cooking pots at a later date to add a matured salty taste.
Extra points are given if the contributors have different venereal diseases and Connor can milk them to satisfaction without waking them. Although consciousness is optional but not encouraged.
Did you taste Connor’s goulash last Friday night?? Tasted like he’s been salted his beard again. Anyways. My doctor says this gonorrhea around my mouth should clear up if I keep taking these antibiotics. But these genital warts are here to stay.
by JesusBummedTrump August 8, 2023
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Salt demons

Basically, what the word implies. Demons that you get from eating salt.

Leading to bad moods, bad vibez in general, irritability, insomnia, depression, manic episodes, uclers and addiction-like behaviour.
"Hey, do you want some of my salted chips" - Person 1, eating salt

"No thank you, I do not want the Salt demons" - Person 2 no salt having, drinking a beer

"Don't worry man it's just a little flavour enhancer that comes from the ocean or himalayers" Person 1, loudly munching

"The Salt demons are going to have their way again, you'll see" - Person 2, Beer chug

Later, Person one has an insomnia that lasts until he gets to sleep in the morning but feels like it was worth it.

Person two gets great sleep and is generally better shape.

Salt demons.

Be well everyone.
by Swiftyoldboy July 27, 2025
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Gay salt

My dad loves gay salt so much he even puts it up his nose!
by Bbg_central November 22, 2025
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Salt

The comments made by angry, 'snowflake' religionists / comic-fanboys on clickbait-youtube-videos because they're upset about the video.
"I can open up a mining company with all the salt in the comments"...
by Emdosis January 30, 2018
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asscrack salt

The salt that comes off hot Cheetos bitches ass when they wear booty shorts
" damn nigga she got asscrack salt that's saltier then the sea"
by Niggerballs420 August 20, 2021
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