Turtle smoke

The act of beating someone who is so slow even though you are incredibly slow yourself. Or is a procrastinator accomplishes a task before another procrastinator.

JPow was the worst procrastinator in the history of the world, but, he still managed to turtle smoke Lei-hi by completing his task of shucking his pile of corn stalks before her. ...thus, Leigha has been turtle smoked...

by LalaGG June 23, 2016

smoke and snooze

The opposite of wake and bake.

Smoking weed and then going to bed.

I couldn't sleep, so I decided to do a smoke and snooze, I passed right out.

by JMW92 August 20, 2013

The Island That Smokes

The Island That Smokes refers to Teneweedfe. A cannabis social club and subsequent following due to the cannabis hype in Canary Islands largest volcanic island; Tenerife!

The island that smokes is blowing up 💨💨💨

by Nino 420 January 3, 2022

delayed smoke

When someone says they want smoke but just keep postponing it until the beef goes away

That nigga Zach pussy he’s all about that delayed smoke, he won't even post up

by Yuioxxxll May 21, 2020

smoke the pussy

when u give dat good eats to ya gurls pussy

you bitch i smoke the pussy good if ya bring da coolers

by gafgagag September 16, 2016

Smokes and Milk

When your kids are being total dickheads and you say you're heading to the store to pick up a few things, but really that's your way out of this hellish kid-filled life.

"We ruined dad's box of vintage Playboys so he said he was just going to the store for smokes and milk. That was 18 years ago. And come to think of it, he didn't even smoke!"

by Ol Grimey January 2, 2018

Smoke House

Coined by DJ and deep house aficionado Alkemé - Smoke House is a subgenre of deep house music; where deep house is generally known for tempos between 100bpm to 130bpm, Smoke House keeps them at 123bpm and below. Smoke House is known for its sensual, deep, and contagious vibe selections from deep house, tech house, afro house, techno, nu-disco, downtempo, liquid dub, liquid drum & bass, trap, etc...the "R&B" from each genre - great companion for a good smoke, convo, love interest, and chill vibes.

Come thru and vibe, we're all kicking it to some smoke house.

by Alkeme May 10, 2018