Royal fein

The royal fein is essentially the guy who says he quits choof but using his invisibility ability, he sneaks up on you and takes it from your hand!

Norbit - hey man, don’t you just love lush fruits in the king?

Ryan kite - yeh!! - wait where did it go!

Norbit - oh shit!, the royal fein has it in his hand! He must of snuck up on me using his special invisibility ability!

Pistol pat - classic royal fein! Always saying his quit but can’t seem to stop choofing!

by Carrot pofter May 11, 2022

Viccy royale

If ur to lazy ot type victory

"bro guess what"
"what?"
"i got a viccy royale bro"
"damn bro thats cool"

by CordlessBog September 27, 2022

Royal Fail

When Royal Mail employees are so lazy that they expect to deliver parcels late for £10+ per hour otherwise they collectively don't bother turning up to work at all creating the Royal Fail.

Joe: "Yo, Dave, did you get round to buying those creps for your missus?"

Dave: "Nah, mate. Otherwise I'd be waiting over a month for the Royal Fail to deliver them, better to go with UPS"

by uknationalist1995 October 1, 2022

Royal Salute

Firing your love cannon to mark her face on royal or state occasions. These events can include dressing up as royals of any century and lighting her muzzle up on stripping of titles from royals, Queen's deaths, the opening of Parliament, births of no branches baby bloodline boys, tropical women getting brought in to improve dna, visits of foreign heads of state or monthly blood, and getting front page of any gossip rag. Your good goo catapult should fire as many times as you can for 24 hours normally and fire near her Tower of London or in her royal place. The number of rounds you get through her castle walls varies according to the occasion. For example, 41 rounds can fired from all your friends when a child is born to a member of the royal family if you are one of the parents.

Just heard David Bowie and Rolling Stones singing together and feel a pulsing Royal Salute needs to be made in honor of the little island that could.

by travelinmattinok October 3, 2022

Royal Goblet

When you get served an alcoholic beverage by a woman, who gives you the first taste by dipping her breast into the glass and allowing you to drink it off of her.

The only way to drink at a party this fancy is to have the royal goblet performed first.

by Dontsearchme69 October 12, 2022

Royal

A dude that is great friend and always listens. He might me busy, but he will reply to you at his own pace. Royal's like having fun and doing things at the heat of the moment. He values his friendships and time. Sometimes when life becomes busy, Royal's tend to make too many plans and has to cancel, but that does not mean they do not care.

Royal is an honest, friendly, and fun person to be around when he does not cancel.

Royal is intelligent, passionate, and athletic friend.

Camila: Hey, Royal do you wanna sky dive at 12pm?
Royal: Sure.
*12pm Arrives*
Royal: Sorry I can't make it I have something to do.

by DrippingWax January 16, 2022

Clash Royale

A game released by Supercell in 2016, this game consists of some of the most annoying players in the history of gaming who always use Lumberloon, X-Bow Tesla, Lavaloon, Ebarbs Rage etc.

I smashed my phone because I dropped to Challenger One in Clash royale.

by Mad Master QR May 13, 2022