chu's got anal crabs

you have crabs of the anal/rectal region (usally accompanied with telling the person 'chu's got anal crabs' in a high voice - noramally accompanied with a push)

ed agg/sam lonsdale's anal crabs

by sam lonsdale March 31, 2003

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commemorative crab battle

a sheet of paper that has the words "Crab battle" written on it. Also may have a smiley on it. Used to commemorate an occasion usually at a random time.

Any one want a commemorative crab battle. To commemorate this day.

by Jai the Awsome May 15, 2007

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horizontal crab cake

When you have anal with a girl and jizz in her while you have grabs.

Me and my girl did the Horizontal Crab Cake and now she wont talk to me cause she had to buy two types of creams from the doctor.

by The real Dictionary Master 300 April 17, 2016

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tides low, crabs are on the rocks

1) Associated with the verb of leave. For exaple, leaving. Used primarily when you and your firends are at a party and realize its crap. So you want to leave.

2) When are guys balls are itchy and he wishes to alert people to that fact before scratching.

1) guy a; "Man! who's party's this"
guy b; "dunno man, Its fucked"
guy c; "i think its some guy called dave"
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dave; "This parties crap"
guy a; "yeah, tides low crabs are on the rocks"

2) guy a; "Tides low, crabs are on the rocks"
guy b; "stop scratching your balls fuckhead"
girl a (skanky hoe); "i'll scratch your balls for you"
girl b (previoulsy skanky hoe); "he gave me crabs"

by Azerial October 07, 2005

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