Lazy Needy

When a man has a wank and fills his belly button up with jizz, then leaves it to go crusty.
Hey boss, sorry im late for work. Last night i did a lazy Needy, i spent halfa this morning picking out the crusties.
by THC BOM October 17, 2023
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Lazy log

One who wakes in bed but lays there for hours.
I woke up this morning and I slept like a log, and layed there throughout the day. Like a Lazy log
by Yoshi10116 May 19, 2018
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Lazy boy/recline

New Canadian terminology that is said when a pitcher has 2 strikes on the batter. Teammates in the dugout are obligated to tell the pitcher to throw him a lazy boy. As the pitch is being delivered, the teammates say “andddddd recline” as the ball crosses the plate for strike 3. As Orthner and Coach Frank have given examples of how it is done, it is supposed to be said in a relaxing tone.
“Throw him a lazy boy!” said Orthner to the pitcher.

“Orthner what the hell does that mean?” Says a fellow teammate.
“Just watch….andddd recline

Lazy boy/recline : a Canadian saying when the pitcher has 2 strikes on a batter
by PDUB03 September 20, 2022
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Lazy hamster

A single point which someone hyper fixates so heavily on being wrong, they forget everything else ok with the whole.
Sometimes ultimately making the whole worse then it was, if the lazy hamster had been left alone.
I just remembered I forgot to colour in that one button on the characters shirt, I should go back.

What? No you’re painting was fine, just leave it. It’s not worth it.

No, no, the teacher’s going to be able to tell I’ll just go back and ask if I can get it.

Nah man don’t, it’s just a lazy hamster.
by Kibblebip January 13, 2022
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lazy asf

a lazy person is also referred to as alyx foreskin (hot n sexy girl)
alyx is fuckin lazy asf
by crazy bread lover October 24, 2023
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a sentance with every letter in the english lexicon typically used to test typewritters or keyboards to test if all letters work
Customer: "my keyboard doesnt work"
technician:the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
technician: you lied
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A phrase that makes losing a game of hangman impossible when playing with one guesser. This is due to the usage of every letter in the English alphabet.
Person 1: Hey, you up for a game of Hangman?
Person 2: Definitely!
Person 1: Ok, the category is...
Person 2: seriously? You’re mistaking Hangman with Wheel of Fortune. No hints.
Person 1: Fine. It’s not like you can possibly lose anyway.
Person 2: I hate you. It’s “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog,” isn’t it?
Person 1: How...?
Person 2: I’m a computer geek. I use it to make sure my keyboard is working because it contains every letter of the alphabet. And the only thing that makes it impossible to lose at hangman is if you have a phrase that has 18 letters out of the 26 in the alphabet in the least. Eliminating mistakes completely is a low blow.
by Arael, Nature Incarnate September 25, 2019
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