DRAGON. DREAM. FEET.

your first real love, your darkest nightmare

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Hello, ahbap man.

*some time later*

SimpJimmy: See you around, man ahbap.

---5 long years later---

SimpJimmy: Hey DRAGON, I need to tell you something important.

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Hey Simp, what's up?

SimpJimmy: I am not the person I pretended to be. It is time now.

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Ahbap what are you talking abo-...

PijimSammy: *Pulls DRAGONDREAMFEET's heart out* Sorry, DREAM boy. I wish we could stay friends as we were for the last 5 years.

DRAGONDREAMFEET: *inaudibly* Move... to the left...

PijimSammy: Huh?! How are you still able to talk?

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Step to the... right...

PijimSammy: Crap!

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Dance your FEET off!!!

Mystical Epic Chorus: DRAGON. DREAM. FEET.

*A strong energy burst + sick explosion*

...

???: Not today.

by DRAGON-DREAM-FEET November 20, 2021

I ate a feet

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I ate a feet

by Txabi Etxebarrieta July 2, 2022

Mango Feet

You tried looking up 'Jango Fett', didn't you?

Autocorrect fucking changed 'Jango Fett' to 'Mango Feet'!

by JackieP00 May 3, 2021

Feet nigga

Someone who is sexually attracted to feet.

Joe ,stop posting feet pics in the discord. You feet nigga.

by May maylay May 26, 2024

kofta feet

Generally a person with fat, disgusting, smelly feet.

bro Did you see sabrinas kofta feet "how could i miss it, they cant get any bigger"

"Why does it smell like kofta in here"? "i think sabrinas walking up the steps"

by hashy September 30, 2012

Birth Certificate Feet

When the bottoms of your (dirty) feet resemble the blackness of your feet stamp as an infant in the hospital.

Walking around in these flip flops with birth certificate feet.

by Jennifred July 19, 2023

sneaky feet

When yous feet are sneaky

“I didn’t hear you coming”

“Yeh I have sneaky feet”

by Sneakyfeet69 August 5, 2019