Good Morning Streaks

The Hague way of saying hello

"Good Morning Streaks!"

"Good Morning Streaks."

by wikkibitchin May 1, 2020

oral shalibang in the morning

Having many penises forced into your mouth in the morning while being ridden round a room.

Do you like oral shalibang in the morning because I will give it to you.

by welshcaravan May 16, 2014

Shitting on a bench at 3 in the morning

The cruelest and toughest sport known to mankind.

shitting on a bench at 3 in the morning. its a game of agility, patience, and reflex. will someone find you? book it quickly with shit spilling behind you. will your muscles fail hope you catch yourself before you land in your own shit. accidentally shit on a homeless person? what the fuck is wrong with you are you blind? get your ass pecked by a bird? shit on the bird too. accidentally shit out of your mouth instead of your ass? what the fuck see a doctor. if you think you have what it takes, snort some cocaine and see where you end up.

by chimken_nunget May 18, 2021

morning glories

(n.) seeds containing the chemical LSA which when ingested in large amounts (over 150) can cause one to have a psychedelic experience similar to LSD.

I tripped hard last night on morning glories.

by logos November 7, 2003

Morning Job

A blowjob or handjob (see Wristy) given in the morning by your girlfriend leaving you feeling like Top Shit. Usually before work, school, college or a sports game.

"Man Lucy gave me a morning job and I'm still riding the high now."

by Aldran November 17, 2009

DJ John in the Morning

A Seattle-based, NYC aspiring DJ for the radio station 90.3 KEXP. He hosts the stations morning show from 6 AM to 10AM on weekdays and is the stations shining star. He has been, as often reported by the independent newspaper The Stranger, attempting to use KEXP as a way to move to New York City for personal reasons and establish himself as a star DJ there instead of lowly Seattle. He has often been criticized for being greedy, passive aggressive and hypocritical in his music choices and need for total control. It has also been asserted that the regular pledge drives done by KEXP to "Support local music" are merely a way for John to get to move to New York City for personal reasons.

DJ John in the Morning never fails to back down from a fight with the writers at The Stranger, hahaha.

by Ford Leiden January 31, 2010

Morfin

Pooping out hearts over someone you love

He was morfin over me

by Ryan Corbin February 26, 2007