Martin Cumshak

Martin Cumshak is the idea that one who is above 6 0 is of Russian and Korean descent. Typically a Martin Cumshak would avoid contact with woman above the ages of 7.
He's dating this 7 yr old and is russian/korean. He's a Martin Cumshak
by Inthejungle42069 December 10, 2021
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martin cheney

Hands down the sexist person in the world all girls fall for him.
Girl 1: you see Martin Cheney over there.

Girl 2: yeah he's so hot I want him to Fuck me silly.
by Shsjshsh August 05, 2017
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martin cheney

The sexist person in the world no questions asked all girls will fall for him
Girl 1: you see Martin Cheney over there.

Girl 2: yeah I want him to Fuck me silly
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Martin Alvarado

If you are named this you are the best
Martin Alvarado is the best
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jan martin

A special Scandinavian name, Jan Martins are usually the most sexy vikings of them all. They have longswords as long as their penises. So around 30 cm. Jan Martins powerful chest has more testosterone than an elephant with an erection.
Look! Thats Jan Martin!
Holy shit he is sexy, and strong, and very Scandinavian
He has a big penis!
by Sw00ty November 20, 2017
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Anne Martin

a pure stud with the phatest heart youll ever meet. a girl who loves to play in mud. like a stud. she is in fact a unique soul.

no one could ever complain about her except the fact that she noncomplainable.

she is very athletic and has a frat boy (chad) as her bf.

she is the worlds number one toilet unclogger (just ask her chad).
she has won awards with how speed she is.

If you want a good laugh go get you an Anne Martin.

KHFBM
Wow that Anne Martin girl is pretty phat.
Chad: Yeah, my hun is the phattest girl in town

Anne Martin is the toilet clogger champion.
by bigmamagotups November 03, 2019
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