Lesbian time

Lesbian time goes faster than straight time.
1:7 ratio
Also see: bisexual time

Straight girl #1: how long have you been dating your gf for?
Lesbian: 7 months
Straight girl #2: I thought it was only 1 month
Lesbian: no, lesbian time

by Spicy.dino March 8, 2021

Socks lesbian

A particularly frumpy, average-looking Irish woman in her 30s or 40s. Usually has a fondness for wearing faded t-shirts featuring logos of bygone music festivals, ill-fitting boot-cut jeans and hoodies. Tends to drink pints of Guinness and eat copious amounts of processed pork products. Alongside the staple music of choice, The Saw Doctors, the typical socks lesbian also listens to middle-of-the-road music such as Coldplay, Ed Sheeran, The Eagles etc.

Tom: Jesus! There's a serious smell of ham and Guinness farts in here!
Gerry: Yeah, sure the Saw Doctors are playing tonight. The place is full of socks lesbians!

by Cabage_master November 20, 2018

fuckboy lesbian

a really hot gay girl who probably talks to a lot of girls

she is probably a fuckboy lesbian....

by frenchfrenxh December 28, 2016

Lesbian muffin

Gluten free, sugar free, taste free, certified organic, fresh fruit, non GMO muffin. An insipid but super healthy muffin that lesbians love.

I ate a blueberry lesbian muffin for breakfast today.

by Candy_1234 October 13, 2019

crossfit lesbians

lesbians who attend CrossFit gymnasiums, participate in the CrossFit fitness regimen, and/or compete in CrossFit competitions.

guy 1: why are there so many hot chicks at this gym?
guy 2: crossfit lesbians, dude

by noumismata January 12, 2017

lesbian wishbone

When two girls use a double sided dildo simultaneously then make a wish before pulling out. The girl that retains the dildo in her snatch will have her wish granted.

Girl1: Wanna wishbone (lesbian wishbone)? I'll make all your wishes come true.
Girl2: You betcha.
Minutes later....
Girl1: You got some pussy muscles on you girl, what was your wish.
Girl2: *giggles* If I tell you, it won't come true!

by nederninja October 30, 2009

forced lesbian

A woman who is so ugly no man would ever even think about hooking up with her. Therefore she is forced to become a lesbian with someone just as ugly as herself.

Damn, that girl is so ugly she she has to be a forced lesbian.
I know man i threw up a little just looking at her.

by horse man July 28, 2007