lais

perfect in every way possible

omg you must be lais

by your mum and dad with you September 14, 2021

lay some wood

To beat up on someone;

The Falcons scored again on the Seahawks, they know how to lay some wood.

by TLKay January 14, 2017

laying eggs

To make a large amount of money over a short span of time.

I've been totally laying eggs at my new job! I can afford a new car already.

by nutfinder69 April 28, 2024

Laying pie

Having no regard for pregnancy and spraying inside a broad.

Dude 1: Hey man what were you up to last night?
Dude 2: I was laying pie with some girl from the bar

by crullycubes October 7, 2022

Lay Raise

Lay Raise: The result of being fired from a position only you or very few people can fill, only to be hired back at a higher pay rate when the company whom fired you comes crawling back for your help.

So they fired me on Friday, and hired me back on Tuesday, but for more money, because I didn't want to go back for the same. Best three day weekend and lay raise ever!

by LoganPhyve May 4, 2012

Lay of The Top

a girl or man has to give the person that showed you or sent you this head or let them smash

hey arianna look "show Lay of the Top" arianna starts giving head

by Starzza June 7, 2022