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Kevin

A dry person who has no emotions laughs like a cardboard box and has a beer belly. His voice puts you to sleep and he is the boy version of a Karen. Most kevin's are known to be born in the 90's.
Kevin : Guys do your work

Felisha : No, you already bored me to my death
by shdjhsdvsvw3 September 9, 2020
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I paaft
Hey a e njef kevin?
Oh po e njof esht shum i paaft
by Okokokbruh September 21, 2020
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Kevin

Kevin is basically a kid with a huge penis. Although it’s huge girls tend not to like him because he is very unattractive. Socially awkward.
Kevin is so awesome!
by Eekiekeekie December 2, 2018
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Kevin

Normally a pice of shit and sucks di- I mean uhh hehe he is normally gay
by I eat elmers glue January 26, 2019
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Kevin's Mom

Hey man, did you get into anything good after work??

Yeah buddy, Kevin's mom...
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black kevin

In mushroom mythology, a black kevin is known as a six armed beast that ironically defines the most manly creature among men. It sits and waits, only to come out on every lunar eclipse. It feeds only in the nude, and upon cherrios. He needs not to move or do anything, because merely its presence makes others go insane. It makes no sound...
Late one night, after coming inside from viewing the lunar eclipse we spotted a wild black kevin by the dining table and all hell broke loose.
by drew death September 14, 2007
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we need to talk about kevin

when you need to talk about some shit about a person and you don't want other people to know who sed person is.
person 1: hey we need to talk about Kevin

person 2: yeah okay. is at lunch good for you?
person 1: yeah.
person eaves dropping: who's Kevin? there's no even at this school
by classy ass-bitch June 8, 2016
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