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Kitten Mittons

A comfortable, elegant mitten for cats endorsed by Charlie Kelly, local business owner and cat enthusiast! Sold at Paddy's Pub.
If your cat is making TOO MUCH NOISE ALL THE TIME, stomping around and DRIVING YOU CRAZY, or CLAWING AT YOUR FURNITURES, Kitten Mittons is the answer!!
One size fits all -- perfect for one-legged, fat, skinny, or in-between cats!
Kitten Mittons -- you'll be smitten!
MEEEEEE-OWW
by brideymo February 12, 2010
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kite

My cuz sent me a kite...told me to hold it down while I' m doin' my bid.
by cristo September 24, 2003
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kiteboarding

Kiteboarding, also known to kiteboarder's as kitesurfing. It involves using a large kite that gives traction and lift, (and these days has 4 or five lines) using a wake type or surf type board with bindings (foot straps) to hold your feet in place. By using the kite's power and holding down the power of the kite using your feet, you can pull off massive airs 30 foot+. The kites normally have a way of storing air inside them incase the kite were to land on the water it wouldn't sink.The boards usually range from 100cm in length to over 180cm.
I'm going kiteboarding tomorrow in the lake.
by sym170 May 18, 2006
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Kittatinny

(Ki-tuh-tin-ie)
Kittatinny is a high school, in Sussex County, NJ of about 1,000 kids. Starting from grade 7 to 12, it's comprised of kids from Fredon, Hampton, Sandyston-Walpack, and Stillwater. KRHS has about 3 students that aren't white and everyone knows who they are. Mostly run by the pick-up driving, confederate flag-waving, tobacco-chewing 'hicks'... everyone else who doesn't fit into this category isn't considered cool. The athletics here all suck, and you can't think of at least one occasion when we actually won something in sports. Actually, the only sport anyone cares about here is wrestling. It's the only thing Kittatinny is known for, even though we can never beat High Point. When one hears Kittatinny they can't even pronounce it and have never heard of the school before. All the students here, even girls, go fishing and hunting and we are probably the only school on the planet that has off on the first day of hunting season.
KRHS is basically in the middle of nowhere surrounded by cow farms and vast nothingness. Everyone knows that Sandyston is a shit town comprised of about 5 students in the entire school who all stick together and talk to no one else. Most people hang out with kids from Newton, and know what you're talking about when you say Pope Dope. For every Kittatinny student the best times of the year are 'the corn maze', 'the fair', and 'AC'. Most people live on more than an acre of land. Call it Kittatinny, Kitt, or KRHS it sucks either way.
Kid 1: where do you go to school?
Kid 2: Kittatinny
Kid 1: What the fuck is that? how do you even say it?
Kid 2: We were once good at wrestling
Kid 1: ohhhhhh.. how do you say it again?
by HICKKKK May 12, 2011
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Kitty

Kitty (kit'e) n: Soft, cute, playful with fangs and claws.
Nonono Mini Me. We do not gnaw on our kitty. Just love him, stroke him. Muhaha Muhahaha Muhahahaha!!!!!
-Dr. Evil
by Chip- A.K.A. Dr. Evil March 15, 2004
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kitchen

the back of the nape. (usually used in the phrase nape of the neck).Afro-amerain women or southen women call it"The Kitchen"
Dont forget to comb your "Kitchen" girl.
by Dawndy August 13, 2010
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Kitchen Ditchen

Phrase used by "The Situation" on Jersey Shore to ditch hooking up with a grenade. While the girl is in the bathroom you leave the room and head for the kitchen. Then find somewhere else to sleep.
I was with a grenade so I used the kitchen ditchen to get out of it
by Ya Boy 912 January 19, 2011
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