how to kill someone

Alright, first you need to find your victim. Get them alone, maybe in their car or in a park at night. Take chicken wire and choke them to death. After that you need to dispose of the body. There are many ways but some work better for your situation. A good way if you live near woods is to bury the body about 6-7 feet down. fill in the hole over half way then put a dead carcass of some animal, deer or dog works best. When the dogs go out and try to smell out the body, they will go crazy where the dog is buried. The person will dig up the dog and keep going because he will think the dog was mislead. Another good way is to chop the body up into little peaces and spread them around. Deserts are good places because the sun will dry it up and not many people look there. Lakes/oceans are good places too but make sure that the pieces wont float back up. Burning the body can be good too, just make sure that you dont leave any teeth, police can check dental records. PS- this is a joke, don't actually do this.

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by boltforge May 16, 2016

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kibitz

To sit in on a conversation, meeting, card-game or online chat and offer unsolicited, informal comments. The original meaning from Yiddish (kibitzen, derived from German kiebitzen - to be an onlooker or spectator) had a negative connotation of being a busybody or giving intrusive, meddlesome, unwanted advice. However, in contemporary US usage, it has become friendlier.

She's meeting with some suits this afternoon, do you want to come kibitz and liven things up?

I'm not here as a formal participant, I'm just kibitzing.

Quit kibitzing! I know how to play Texas hold 'em.

by LiamK2 January 17, 2011

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Rider Kick

The action originating from 1971, it is usually preformed by Kamen Rider as a finishing attack. The action begins with leaping into the air to kick, or standing firmly on the ground to dish out a painful counter kick. The over dramatic kick usually involves massive amounts of lights, explosions, and a variation of epic battle cry, "Rider Kick" or unnecessarily loud scream. Then after the devastating kick contacts the recipient, the victim would usually explode or be horribly maimed at the point of impact fatally.

Your punk ass needs a Rider Kick to the face.

That kid is itching for a Rider Kick!

Watch out for my hissatsu attack, Rider Kick!!!

1,2,3... Rider Kick!

by ZRos June 24, 2009

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Shotgun Kisses

A Shotgun Kiss is made by inhaling weed and then exhaling the smoke into the another persons mouth and the lips touch.

I said I,
I've been waitin' all damn day for you to come on over
Girl come roll this weed up with me, I'm gon' smoke you
Come and gimme shotgun kisses, shotgun kisses, shotgun kisses to me

- Shotgun Kisses by Dizzy Wright.

by DizzyDuke September 7, 2013

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kijetesantakalu

An toki pona joke word made for april fools in 2009. It was used to refer to any animal from the Procyonidae family, such as raccoons, coatis, kinkajous, olingos, ringtails and cacomistles.

kijetesantakalu.

by Inhälent January 24, 2019

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