book job

A book job is, quite simply, fellatio in which one member of the act is also reading a book. A book job is also known as literahead.

Person 1 - "Awww man, I can't wait for tonight, my girl's gonna be giving me a book job."
Person 2 - "Sweet, what are you gonna be reading?"
Person 1 - "I thought parts of 1984 would be appropriate."

by dan.s January 14, 2009

Jorg job

An open handed handjob

Gertrude gave me a Jorg job last night

by Gurchimane December 14, 2014

fold job

A sexual act by a woman to a man that uses excess skin to mimic the act of vaginal intercourse.

She's kinda fat and doedn't want to lose her virginity so she gives me fold jobs all the time.

by stoli July 18, 2006

Well Job

A clever portmanteau of "Well Done" and "Good Job" that conveys being befuddled but still wanting to congratulate quickly. Generally considered to be classier than it's inverse "Good Done".

"Hey, I just found a penny from 1932!"

"Uh, well job?"

by T. S. Hogdahl II September 28, 2009

bonzo job

A job that is so easy, a chimpanzee could do it.

Man, I 'm tired of trying to achieve, all I want now is a Bonzo job!

by Tony SSSSSS January 7, 2006

bear job

Receiving a blow job, while taking a shit, while in the woods, possibly while camping.

While on a camping trip I had to take this huge shit, however this chick wanted my nuts, so she gave me a bear job in thw woods.

by Deputydog April 24, 2011

bus job

A blow job received on a bus. See also wild and crazy bus sex

Britney gave Mike a bus job during the class trip to Baltimore.

by snlgirl August 26, 2005