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law daddy

similar to a stage parent. Where as a male pressures a female into pursuing a career in law that the female doesnt want to have but will greatly benefit the male
girl: i want to be a writer
guy: no, you should totally be a corporate lawyer
girl: that sounds boring
guy: I dont care what you want, I want to live off of your income and not work.
girl: you are being pushy
guy: no I am being a law daddy
by h double December 1, 2010
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Maria Law

A title for the radial Christian Evangelical legislative push to force the United States of America to adopt Evangelical Christian ideas and practices.

It is a parallel of the Islamic religious code Sharia Law.

(Maria is Spanish for Mary, the mother of Jesus Christ.)
Tony Perkins, president of the Family Research Council wants to end reproductive rights for women and stop gay marriage; he desires the country be under Maria Law.
by Bobtom February 8, 2012
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Internet Law

How it works:

If you came to my

house, came inside, and said 'I'm going to rape

your dog,' I would tell you to get the **** out,

and then I would force you, because being in a

'free country' doesn't mean you can ****

around on someone else's property
grimlen: 1st amendment!
ReySquared: and freedom of speech does not

apply ^_^
Wufei: doesn't apply on the internet
grimlen: psh
ReySquared: you can say what you want, but

not here. :3
grimlen: yes it does!! Internet is a form of the

press!!!
Wufei: if the laws of the constitution applied to

the internet
Wufei: we'd have a lot of libel/slander cases in

the courts
grimlen: itsamerica, its gonna happen
grimlen: if u ban us, we will come back!!
ReySquared: The internet is not a form of the

press, and this server is somebody's property.

That means that whatever you do, you have to

abide by whatever stipulations the host makes.
grimlen: YES it is, it is available to the publc!!! A

you sukc
ReySquared: No, it isn't. The first ammendment

applies to the government, you can't take a

person on the street to court for violating your

first ammendment rights.

...

Wufei: Rey
Wufei: publish it xD
Wufei: define it under Internet Law

This definition coined by ReySquared, Urban Dictionary editor
by LordWufei May 5, 2009
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wiener-in-laws

when you see your wife's dad's penis and it looks the same as yours
You: Woah, I saw your dad's penis and it looked just like mine!

Wife: Aw, honey! You're totes wiener-in-laws!
by Britlyn December 8, 2013
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law abider

Law makers should be law abiders at the same time.
by john zhu November 29, 2013
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law graduate

Someone who just spent at minimum 3 years in literal hell to not even be a lawyer. The law graduate is super smart, but not smart enough to avoid law school. The law graduate gets only minutes to celebrate before studying for the bar exam so that they can hopefully become a lawyer.

Make sure you congratulate the law graduate on their J.D. because they honestly have no idea what they’re doing at this point.
Oh, that’s a law graduate now! Not a lawyer though.
by Lawgraduate April 14, 2019
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jonny law

Slow down moose, Jonny law is waiting up the road.
Jonny law gave me another speeding ticket today.
by lisarath November 7, 2005
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