Doctor humping

Sucking up to a doctor to obtain drugs.

I'm going to do some doctor humping to get some valium.

by Redheaded Monster April 19, 2018

Hump Day

Hump day is the middle of the week Sunday Monday and Tuesday is up the pump Wednesday is the top of the Hump. Thursday Friday and Saturday is down the hump .

Hey guys guess what Day it is. Is it hump day . Yes it is !

by Cupcake dreams June 29, 2018

Dry hump day

If u see a person may 2nd
Dry hump

Damn u just dry hump day that nigga

by 4pfgangang_354 May 1, 2019

pudding humping

Humping large/fat women or large/fat men.

Your dad likes pudding humping!?

by hypnus July 16, 2014

Hump Day Blues

The bleak feeling one gets in the middle of the week.

I got the Hump Day Blues. I feel like last weekend was so long ago, and this weekend is so far away!

by MrJuice November 20, 2019

hump and dump

smash her and dash straight to the toilet to take that long anticipated shit.

Ed: Yo, last night I had the best hump and dump of my life
Sam: My man, you’re a legend.

by powerpuffhoes November 11, 2017

humping your brains out

ooooohhhh yeah hump em out

humping your brains out would be great right now

by anaonamous cat September 19, 2016