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munchkin hump-myback

a specific position requiring the following

3 munchkins (small children or very short people will do)
1 female
a pound of hersheys chocolate (no nuts)

1. 2 munchkins lather themselves in melted chocolate
2. the choco munchkins jump on the female and start pleasuring her
3. the other munchkin melts more chocolate in the microwave
4. while the choco munchkins hump the female the 3rd pours chocolate all over them.
5. they all have sex in a puddle of melted chocolate
yo i totally rented some munchkins yesterday for a munchkin hump-myback. i had the best time ever.
by dubble A May 22, 2008
mugGet the munchkin hump-mybackmug.

humping hips

When a women’s hips are spread due to sexual penetration
“Ok my grown woman body is defiantly coming in
“ Mmhm you freak nasty that’s them humping hips”
by Soulewordemotionrescue May 15, 2022
mugGet the humping hipsmug.

Hump your bitch day

Hump your bitch on dec 29th .
* humps Lisa*

Lisa: wtf why would you do that

Derek: Bc it’s hump your bitch day !
by Nola❤️🥲 December 29, 2020
mugGet the Hump your bitch daymug.

All hump, no hurt

Just like a dog humping someone’s leg, or humping them from behind. A guy sexually abusing, or raping a male, and aren’t being brought to justice.
Most men who rape boys are all hump, no hurt.
by LinkxPeach February 15, 2023
mugGet the All hump, no hurtmug.

Hump your Crush day

To grind one's genitalia in a press-and-release pattern against a particular object or surface; usually associated with an inanimate object.
Hump your crush day was fun on February 3
by deadassurmomsahoe1432 February 1, 2020
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Hump-A-Dump

When your extremely horny that u put on porn and dry hump a pillow/Blanket then after cumming you fall asleep
When my brother leave my house after im going to do a Hump-A-Dump and call it a night
by MyPPHurtsAlittle September 15, 2021
mugGet the Hump-A-Dumpmug.

hump-bumpy

A rest stop area where gay men go to have anonymous sex.
Damn, I'm horny! I'm'a get me down to that hump-bumpy for a lil' bumpin'!
by straightup61 February 11, 2010
mugGet the hump-bumpymug.

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