honey baby moon

When you get married while pregnant so your honeymoon and baby moon are the same trip.

As the bride was six months pregnant, the vacation after the wedding was really a honey baby moon.

by behill June 8, 2022

Backseat honey buns

It’s when y’all fuckin in the backseat and cum on her ass

I gave her dat backseat honey buns

by UglyBrat February 21, 2020

Honey Bun Tent

To lather someone's ass cheeks with honey and put a cucumber or two into the victim's tight bunghole. From there, you then take a dish rag and throw it upon the cucumber to symbolize a tent like structure.

Person 1: Dude, did you get laid last night?

Person 2: Nah, but we did do a Honey Bun Tent!

Person 1: To you or her?

Person 2: BOTH!!!

Person 1: That's awesome, bro!!:D

by Platypussies June 10, 2014

Honey Baby Sweet

Slang term commonly used by Southern California business owners & operators when they have forgotten a guest's name. Smoothly inserted with a joking tone, honey baby sweet allows you to make them laugh while getting them to tell you their name again. Works best between opposite sexes. A spin on calling a man "boss" instead of learning his name.

Him: How are you doing todayyyyy (trails on, clearly forgetting name).... honey baby sweet? (chuckles)
Her: (laughing) It's Brittany, silly!

by mikehubbard October 4, 2019

honey moon phase

when someone is hooked on one person

Typically marking the earliest days of a relationship when laughter, lust and attraction are highest

jack: bro im so hooked on jesse i think i might be in the honey moon phase

by audvxi June 8, 2022

Iowa Honey Wars

Literally, the dumbest "war" there is. Literally, some guy couldn't draw a straight line for the border and Missouri got petty and said they had more land then they did, and then Iowa got petty and said they had more land then they did, and everyone got salty and got weapons (One being a sausage grinder) an stood at the "border" ready to fight and calling each other pukes (Yes really) until the supreme court sent someone to confirm the border. (This is a real thing look it up)

The Iowa honey wars were hecking dumb

by Nipple_Grease October 10, 2017

Honey crunches of goats

A term used when in a situation of some but little distress EX: A friend taking a snack of yours, or your hat, etc.

"GIVE ME BACK MY HAT, HONEY CRUNCHES OF GOATS!!!!!!"

by EatAnKlok February 13, 2022