Angry Hanky Panky Wanky Spanky

To spank someone wearing a Hanky Panky

"That dude needs a good angry hanky panky wanky spanky!", "I don't want an angry hanky panky wanky spanky.."

by Sir Phill Philip Philips September 6, 2025

Bamboo-Hineyd

Bamboo-hineyd (adj. / verb) · /bam-BOO-high-need/

* To be in a state of extreme physical or metaphorical discomfort caused by a situation that is stiff, awkward, or unnecessarily difficult.
* The feeling of being completely stuck in a tight spot (the hiney) with no easy way to wiggle out.
* Being so incredibly irritable or uptight that it feels as though a rigid piece of tropical grass has taken up residence in your backside

* www.bamboo-hineyd.com

* "I missed my alarm, spilled my latte, and my car won't start. I am officially bamboo-hineyd."
* "Management just dropped a 50 page report on my desk due in an hour. They really bamboo-hineyd me on this one."
* "Yo, I'm totally bamboo-hineyd over here, can you come help me move this sofa before I lose my mind?"

by BambooHiney'd January 2, 2026

bust a honky

The act of firing off a huge load

Dude! That ass almost made me bust a honky!

by Truman45 October 6, 2015

spanky my hanky

Spanking a hot chicks backside.

Back up and spanky my hanky.

by Lnle February 9, 2017

all fucking honky tonk man

To attack with a guitar.

Singer: "If you people at the bar don''t shut up, I will go all fucking honky tonk man on your ass!"

by TheFleeceMan September 20, 2019

Fat ass honky

Overweight white boy

That fat ass honky is going to eat the whole buffet.

by Cracker ass mfer November 16, 2019

Your Royal Hineyous

How a lustful dude worshipingly addresses a lady with a cute behind.

In a memorable episode of "The Golden Girls", Uncle Angelo relates how he met his future wife (she was a waitress who looked super-lovely to him, especially her exceptionally-shapely derriere); he loved how her butt looked so much that he might well have addressed her as "Your Royal Hineyous".

by QuacksO January 12, 2020