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Grass Dick

When you get off a slip n’ slide and because you’re so wet grass starts sticking to your dick.
Bro you have a serious case of Grass Dick, it’s covered in grass! Practically eco-friendly dick.

Bro don’t rub your grass dick on my regular dick! Your gonna spread it!
by Cricket_Blunt_Enthusiast October 17, 2025
mugGet the Grass Dickmug.

Touch grass

Feel a girl downstairs. If there is grass, Plat ball.
Guy1:I want to fuck Stacy but she seems kinda young.

Guy2 reply: you need to go touch grass.
by Dan da Man13 December 10, 2023
mugGet the Touch grassmug.

Paw Grass

"Hey Brett, You wanna go smoke some of that good ole Paw Grass?"
by MayMay08 April 29, 2007
mugGet the Paw Grassmug.

dream grass

The translated name for a studious, well-presented, crazy son-of-a-gun, chopstick lover that enJOYs a good ol' houdini.
"Have you seen dream grass today?"
"Dream grass is soooo cute"
"I just gave dream grass the best houdini of life"
by Alyfran April 17, 2009
mugGet the dream grassmug.

Grass

What is grass?
no but like actually what is grass
by signitiefucker69 February 16, 2022
mugGet the Grassmug.

grass

yo you hear about josh, he got grass!
by weeeetacos April 3, 2015
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Grass

What you say when someone helps you with something
Hey when is this assignment due?
November 10th
Grass!
OPS SRY I MEANT GRACIAS I GOT AUTOCORRECTED
by just_a_memer November 3, 2016
mugGet the Grassmug.

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