Flowertarian

Someone who will only eats Vegan food that has naturally fallen from the tree and not picked.

You look really unhealthy, you must be a FLOWERTARIAN.

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flower petaling

When a stripper puts her pussy in your face and uses her skills to push the pussy lips out and open like a flower petal blooming. (|) --> @

Damn that old stripper was flower petaling all up in my face last night and I'm pretty sure I saw all the way inside- shit was huge!

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A flowerbagger is someone who acts like an idiot. Acts like they don’t know what they are doing.

You are such a flowerbagger.

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Adjective, (Flow-er-foe-bee-a)

The serious and unfortunate fear of flowers.

Dude I saw a flower yesterday and I started freaking out and started to even hyperventilate. I think I have Flowerphobia!!!!!

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Larger than life.

I remembered this person as flowrrful.
Flowerful is defined as larger than life.

flowerful by Mcduff1 March 14, 2018

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when a female is around a man and want to sound a little cute or disreet, she'll say "excuse me i have to go empty the flowerpot"

Him: you ready to go bad ?

Her: Let me go empty the flowerpot first.

FlowerPot by Missjackson19 September 17, 2018

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Watching some Dr. Phil, drinking wine, and Flower Pounding is the definition of a productive Friday night.

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