telescope fish day

March 8th is the official day to celebrate the glory that is the deep sea telescope fish.

“Hey Jim, did you know that tomorrow is telescope fish day?”

“What it is?! I’m SO EXCITED!”

by Grungymuddy February 7, 2021

Lemon Fish

1: A sour ass individual or someone with a shitty mood

2: Something that's overall bad or is worsening in condition

1: "Jeremy is such a fucking Lemon Fish, he's always acting like an ass"

2: "The economy sure is a Lemon Fish these days..."

by CrunchyMilk May 18, 2021

oh fish in the mouth

When you have a fish in your mouth because you’re being publicly shamed for a crime you didn’t commit

“Oh fish in the mouth”

by Wet.ermine September 27, 2022

fileting the fish

a code term girls use at pool parties to say, "Your tampon string is hanging out of your bathing suit."

Lauren: Alexa, you are fileting the fish.
Alexa: OMG! Am I really? =
Lauren: Yeaaa. go to the bathroom.

by Alexaa=] July 16, 2007

filthy fecal fish hook

getting a finger put in your mouth which was just deep inside you or someone elses rectum.

Listen up bitch your gettin the filthy fecal fish hook.

by ballenger lacrone June 30, 2008

frozen tundra fish

when you are married for longer than a year and your wife doesn't want sex any longer. These women mostly live in Wisconsin,Minnesota,Iowa

" Hows are you and Jill doing" Geoff asked "Fine other than I am married to a frozen tundra fish!" " You should have married Deb from Nevada"

by acrowsshadow71 May 13, 2010

Snapped Off A Big Fish

A shit of both volumetric and cohesive magnitude that terminates with a blunt end upon exiting the anus, leaving little if any residue in its wake.

Dude, I thought my crap du jour would be a total dumpgasm. But since I snapped off a big fish, I won't be needing the toilet paper after all.

by Dr Ike August 12, 2011