Feeling My Goats

Feeling a sense of pride / feeling good about something you have done, only to realize you were being delusional about what you did.

Melinda: I 100% I was top three, I was feeling my goats and then I heard all of that and I'm like. Fuck you all fucking four of you.

by Chilli Tortellini April 6, 2024

Felting

The act of turning a human being into a rug, similar to what some would do with a bear.

Gavin caught Cal felting that young woman the other night.

by Love to Felt November 21, 2024

Felfing

Slang for a misunderstanding or blunder derived from an old latin word

There was a major felfing between the friends

by Bovine wonder December 8, 2024

Falling in reverse

An emo band that should have no fans, the lead singer got arrested and he makes fun of minors and there song “game over” is a meme for a good reason.

Falling in reverse is not a good band

by IWantToBeAFly December 14, 2024

Felqing

The act of Jelqing while giving bro a Feltch session.

Yeah I heard Kyle and Ryan were Felqing last week. Those two are hardcore.

by Kuru18 January 3, 2025

Falling Tomatoes

A euphemism for committing suicide by jumping off a high place, originating from the visual of a tomato splattering on the ground after falling.

"I moved out of that city 'cause it had too many cases of falling tomatoes."

by Yeesh_I_Got_Peas January 10, 2025

Felting

Felting, an evolution from jelqing, is when a person, after learning to conduct oral on himself, will twist the tip 180 degrees before blowing into it. This will thicken the cock and it's tip, creating a felt tip penis. Felt, felting, felts, felted, felter, and feltee are all ways of referencing the exercise and those who perform it.

It is supposed to hurt this much after felting?
It's a sign you have been thoroughly felted.

by DKsider February 3, 2025