evan healy

has an rtx 3070

wow you have an rtx 3070 you must be evan healy

by gtx haver January 15, 2022

Evan

The guy you should marry because he likes you

Evan loves to suck penis

by The Man with the Pam September 13, 2022

evan

Simply mispelled "even"

Oh, I didn't evan noticed it at fist

by artzm May 9, 2021

Evan

Evan is the type of annoying little brother who left the Apple core in the basement

Evan is a dirty little shit

by Lossfloss July 13, 2020

Evan

A zesty oversized man who is fond of backshots. Takes "it" very well. Loves tickling men's tips. Calls people racial slurs and calls them ROBLOX terms.

Dude EVAN just called me a quigger!!!

by SerialStroker_SIgma April 29, 2024

evan xue

Bro this guy's forehead is giant. In the summer the sun will shine off his forehead and blind you. He is such a bombaclat no balls kid.

bro evan xue has no friends

by chonkis January 11, 2024

Evan

Evan is an attractive man and has a much larger penis than George Robertson.
He holds the records for worlds largest eyebrows and worlds sexiest eyes

Evan is a literal God

by DefinitelyNotEvan November 23, 2021