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Elephant Peanut Butter

n. : Gooey paste like film; which normally resides in the crotch area.
Did you see all that elephant peanut butter left over after those dirty hippies had sex Lindsay Lohan in that tent in the backyard? Damn, those dirty hippies WILL do anything!
by L3Mon_Slic3R November 13, 2011
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Elephant Spout

Thee act of taking a water noodle with a best bud and inserting your cock into both sides of the noodle playing a little tug of war type game where who ever pisses harder wins and the loser is stuck with some nice hot cider dripping down their legs
So me and my bro were sick of the same old same old and tried the elephant spout with the nieghborhood kids kicking their asses they sucked major dick calling them Miles Davis
by JoeTHEEAverage November 13, 2011
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elephant flaps

when two naked female elephants fuck soo much they engulf each other in their loose vaginal lobe flaps.
when i was on a trip in a safari i saw the most horrible elephant flaps!!
by BATGIRL&NIGHTWING July 19, 2013
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Elephant Noose

a man with a large enough schlong to choke an elephant, a baby elephant, but an elephant none the less.
"why is that girl in a wheelchair?"
"she had sex with elephant noose"
by timbo slice May 21, 2013
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Elephant Goo

When one tries to say I love you across a room, Elephant Goo is the perfect back up in case she/he doesn't love you back
Steve: *miming* I love you
Mark: What?
Steve: I said Elephant Goo
by Prophecy877 December 9, 2013
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Elephant Man Movie Syndrome

What happens when a person watches a movie "based" on a true story and believes everything that happened in that movie is actually true.
The fact that many people think that Joseph Merrick's name was actually John Merrick is a case of Elephant Man Movie Syndrome.
by everythingannoysme April 30, 2014
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Elephant promises

When you keep promising people that you're gonna do something but in reality you're not sure that you can keep it but you promise it anyway.
Jack keeps saying he'll make it to the party but it just sounds like elephant promises.
by Smithsonian Scratch November 21, 2014
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