Eli

Really is the type of guys who looks like a big dildo.

Eli is a giant cock.

by jesus on the smoke October 28, 2021

Eli

Eli is a "kktaaie jongen", he rages at everything he comes across and likes to suck big dick. He doesnt care a bout others and is a total douche. If you come across a wild eli... Run. You dont want to hamg around with him, you'll get -3 rep. Every other post about eli is a lie and he wrote it himself because he is a selfish bastard. One more tip for if you come across one, give him a rope.

Eli is a real douche.
Ah! You're acting like a real Eli!

by Slipperslapper27 February 13, 2018

Eli

A guy who will make you feel really special, and then break your heart and cheat on you.

Friend: What happened with you and Eli?
Me: Oh he cheated on me!
Friend: What?! He seemed different

by monkeysocks333 March 24, 2020

ely

an enoying crappy basketball player who is self senterd and a retard

a huge dick is such an ely

by lacklen May 2, 2018

Eli Aldridge

A friend that you hang out with him every day and sometimes call him daddy. But he is a great friend over all and you love him like family. And he will be there for every day at any time because y'all are just family together and he is just a wonderful person that you love.

Eli Aldridge is my Best friend

by SHUT THE FUCK UP CARL November 13, 2021

National Kick Eli Day

November 6th is the day for kicking people named Eli day

'do u want to go kick Eli?'
We'll get told off tho
Don't worry it's national Kick Eli day

by James Greg November 5, 2020

Eli

Eli, Eli, sold some socks, 5 cents a pair or dollar a box, the longer you wear them the shorter they get, soak em in water and they won't get wet

Eli is my friend

by Your Friend😉 September 23, 2021