Similar to squidward but just the evil counterpart. Edwards enjoy short walks on the beach and licking slices of ham. Edward is vegan and will always stick to his vegan history. Sometimes Edward can be scared but in reality the scary things are scared of Edward. If you are an Edward. You are a solid champ. HURRAH!
by #KnotRëganfromARC520 August 23, 2022
Get the Edwardmug. i love you edward - your fav ex<3
by His favorite ex😍 May 4, 2022
Get the Edwardmug. Edward is ass at call of duty
by CallOfDutyOfficial December 18, 2023
Get the Edwardmug. Edward Walter Furlong (born August 2, 1977) is an American actor most known for playing the young John Connor in Terminator 2: Judgment Day. He's starred in various films over the years. He's also abused various drugs over the years. Nowadays he is working on his sobriety, only using vapes and Redbull to supplement the hard drugs.
Guy 1: Dude what ever happened to Edward Furlong?
Guy 2: oh dude he's sober now! I don't know if he's doing any film stuff right now but he's sober!
Guy 2: oh dude he's sober now! I don't know if he's doing any film stuff right now but he's sober!
by Urbandictionary6911 June 16, 2022
Get the Edward Furlongmug. by z0mb1fl3d September 30, 2023
Get the classic asshole edwardmug. Proc's are handsome lads which you can only find once in a life time. They have voluptuous bunda and an elongated penis, however, their obsession with sticking golf clubs up their behinds, with the "its normal the lord put the gspot there for a reason" mindset is a little strange
by slvttyslag September 7, 2022
Get the Edward Proctormug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: Benjamin "Edward" Franklin: The Eighth, Ninth, and (And=&) Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: Benjamin "Edward" Franklin: The Eighth, Ninth, and (And=&) Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025
Get the Benjamin "Edward" Franklin: The Eighth, Ninth, and (And=&) Juvenile Release.mug.