a person who has worked on a trails maintenance crew, usually in the backcountry in a National Forest or Park, for at least seven seasons.
Dude, there were a bunch of trail dogs at the bar last night, drinking, getting loud and acting like savages, the Park ought to keep them locked up!
by Ba1znshaft December 15, 2010
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Get the Lawn Dog mug.A dog wearing one of those coned-shaped protective collars, making the poor animal resemble a miniature satellite dish. It is considered impolite to make jokes in front of its owner about their dog getting hundreds of television channels. Unless they think it is funny, too.
The dog in the movie "Snatch" that swallowed the sqeaky toy and the big diamond was hilarious! At the end of the movie, he got taken to a vet who cleaned him out and put a satellite dog collar on him.
by Soggy Noodles March 10, 2009
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Dude I just got out of the shower and spent about thirty seconds Front Dogging the shit out of my roommates.
by frontdogger October 23, 2013
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The philosophy of the Church of Dog is “efo eta douuug” -- “Ine eta douuug”
The philosophy of the Church of Dog is “efo eta douuug” -- “Ine eta douuug”
All those who are not a member and a faithful believer in the Church of Dog and its holy leaders will perish in a land of eternal suffering with no good bois. Douuugs will rule these lands and trample any non-believers! PRAISE THE DOUUUGOS! WE DECLARE WAR ON ANY BEING THAT DISAGREES WITH OUR FAITHS AND WE WILL BITE YOUR ANKLES! (If you're allergic to doggos theres simply no explanation other than that you were a mistake).
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An older homosexual gentleman, usually named Philip. Likes to poke his nose in where it’s not wanted. Has an innate ability to alienate people without trying.
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