shimmy shimmy disco

When instead of going out with friends, you stay home and furiously masturbate.

"Hey John, wanna come out to the bar tonight?"
"Not tonight. I gonna shimmy shimmy disco at my place."

by Bobby Karlsson June 10, 2017

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Disco Calf

A painful medical condition usually experienced after a heavy night of drinking and dancing. The calf muscle is stiff, dehydrated and walking is near impossible.

Jonny couldn’t walk because he was suffering from terrible disco calf

by Urbocks August 12, 2019

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Disco Pretty

A person who only looks attractive in a dark nightclub.

Jenn is disco pretty. You see how old she is in the sunlight.

by Sparrowwings October 7, 2021

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Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar

A noun referring to that moment when after you take your cousin, disembowel her, and use her viscera as a sexual lubricant while sodomizing her your mother walks in and says "I don't even know who you are anymore" and you reply "You probably didn’t recognize me because of the red arm".

Seamus never felt an ounce of regret, even right after his first Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar.

by Bloxt July 28, 2017

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