by You'readipshit January 18, 2025
Get the cooper larson mug.cooper is a 15 year old boy who likes over aged women because anytime he sees a woman of age 50+ he gets super hard and his massive wings allow him to fly over and rizz up the moderately grandma lookin ah woman
Cooper: oh my, I'm so hard for granny over there.
Kacy: NOOOO COOPER YOU HAVE TO RESIST, SHE HAS NO ASS, IT'S ALL WRINKLY
Cooper: I can't I'm flying over to her right now.
Granny: well hello there young man, you should CUM back to my place.
Kacy:''calls Lelan'' Bro I think cooper likes over-aged women way too much
Kacy: NOOOO COOPER YOU HAVE TO RESIST, SHE HAS NO ASS, IT'S ALL WRINKLY
Cooper: I can't I'm flying over to her right now.
Granny: well hello there young man, you should CUM back to my place.
Kacy:''calls Lelan'' Bro I think cooper likes over-aged women way too much
by CraZYDuck25 February 3, 2025
Get the cooper likes over-aged women mug.by Iamjustme February 4, 2025
Get the Cooper mug.Kid with cute ahh ears and a cute ahh fluffy ahh head he Mogs nobody because he is level 10 chopped and Dagon Norris Mogs him. He is trash at boxing and he has little ahh trash ahh arms and eye muscles. His eye lift is unoptimal and his boxing skills remind people of a siamese choking cat. (also is friends with Joel Susano)
"Hey have you heard what cooper did?"
"Yeah, Cooper Yeagley the kid with the cute ahh fluffy ahh head?"
"Yeah, Cooper Yeagley the kid with the cute ahh fluffy ahh head?"
by Jonathan siar hate clun February 10, 2025
Get the Cooper Yeagley mug.1 • Is not a safety
• A cornerback who will lockdown your number one
• CB1
2. • Is Cornerback one
• locked down your number one option
• A punt returner
• Almost cribbed the punt return
• Be locking down your slot
3. • Super Bowl Champion
• Aquarius
• The first player in Super Bowl history to intercept a pass or score a touchdown on his birthday
• Returned a poor throw by Kermit 38 yards for a TD to give Philadelphia a 17-0 lead over Kansas City in the second quarter
• A cornerback who will lockdown your number one
• CB1
2. • Is Cornerback one
• locked down your number one option
• A punt returner
• Almost cribbed the punt return
• Be locking down your slot
3. • Super Bowl Champion
• Aquarius
• The first player in Super Bowl history to intercept a pass or score a touchdown on his birthday
• Returned a poor throw by Kermit 38 yards for a TD to give Philadelphia a 17-0 lead over Kansas City in the second quarter
Person 1: *Mentions Cooper DeJean*
Person 2: “What did you say about Cooper DeJean?”
Person 1: “said his white ass can run”
Eagles Fan: “Dejean is CB1!!!!!”
Sportscaster: “Why is he CB1? Let me guess? Quick than fast? Sneaky athletic? LET THAT WHITE BOY PLAY CORNER”
FUN FACT: You throw it his way, noooo go
“Black QB and a White Cornerback won the Super Bowl? I KNEW DEI was beneficial!!!”
Person 2: “What did you say about Cooper DeJean?”
Person 1: “said his white ass can run”
Eagles Fan: “Dejean is CB1!!!!!”
Sportscaster: “Why is he CB1? Let me guess? Quick than fast? Sneaky athletic? LET THAT WHITE BOY PLAY CORNER”
FUN FACT: You throw it his way, noooo go
“Black QB and a White Cornerback won the Super Bowl? I KNEW DEI was beneficial!!!”
by beyhivebouncer February 11, 2025
Get the Cooper DeJean mug.1 • Is not a safety
• A cornerback who will lockdown your number one
• CB1
2. • Is Cornerback one
• locked down your number one option
• A punt returner
• Almost cribbed the punt return
• Be locking down your slot
3. • Super Bowl Champion
• Aquarius
• The first player in Super Bowl history to intercept a pass or score a touchdown on his birthday
• Returned a poor throw by Kermit 38 yards for a TD to give Philadelphia a 17-0 lead over Kansas City in the second quarter
• A cornerback who will lockdown your number one
• CB1
2. • Is Cornerback one
• locked down your number one option
• A punt returner
• Almost cribbed the punt return
• Be locking down your slot
3. • Super Bowl Champion
• Aquarius
• The first player in Super Bowl history to intercept a pass or score a touchdown on his birthday
• Returned a poor throw by Kermit 38 yards for a TD to give Philadelphia a 17-0 lead over Kansas City in the second quarter
Person 1: *Mentions Cooper DeJean*
Person 2: “What did you say about Cooper DeJean?”
Person 1: “said his white ass can run”
Eagles Fan: “Dejean is CB1!!!!!”
Sportscaster: “Why is he CB1? Let me guess? Quick than fast? Sneaky athletic? LET THAT WHITE BOY PLAY CORNER”
FUN FACT: You throw it his way, noooo go
“Black QB and a White Cornerback won the Super Bowl? I KNEW DEI was beneficial!!!”
Person 2: “What did you say about Cooper DeJean?”
Person 1: “said his white ass can run”
Eagles Fan: “Dejean is CB1!!!!!”
Sportscaster: “Why is he CB1? Let me guess? Quick than fast? Sneaky athletic? LET THAT WHITE BOY PLAY CORNER”
FUN FACT: You throw it his way, noooo go
“Black QB and a White Cornerback won the Super Bowl? I KNEW DEI was beneficial!!!”
by beyhivebouncer February 11, 2025
Get the Cooper DeJean mug.OMG cooper has a huge fat dick that everyone around wants to suck
it massive i was in it last night
thanks cooper it justine
it massive i was in it last night
thanks cooper it justine
by justine firman March 3, 2025
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