ammo clown

A type of person who has nothing better to do than to peruse your ammunition offerings, complain about the ammo you don't have, then blame it on some form of government conspiracy to keep them down.

Co-Worker: "What the fuck is that guy's problem?"

You: "That's that ammo clown that has nothing better to do but bitch and moan."

Co-Worker: "He needs to get a life or at least a new hobby."

You: "He needs to get a job and leave me the fuck alone before I hurt him."

by The MI Shocker April 29, 2014

clown water

Any and all coffee from McDonald's, as it is usually weak and disappointing.

I can't believe I got another clown water, that piss won't help me stay awake...when will I learn?

by MosesI July 30, 2019

Porch Clown

\pȯrch-klau̇n\

noun.

1.) Juggalo/Juggalette in the south.
2.) A lazy Juggalo/Juggalette.
3.) A Juggalo/Juggalette loitering.

Look at those porch clowns...

That Steven is such a porch clown.

Look at that group of porch clowns... disgusting.

by 24 GaRoTGOLD November 14, 2012

clown stomp

To destroy or upstage in humiliating fashion, similar to having sex with someone's girlfriend while making them shine your shoes in the same room.

Did you see how Indiana clown stomped the Boilermakers last night 97-60?!?

Bro, you better get dafuq outta my face or ima clown stomp you right here in front of your girl.

by MarthasBroom February 1, 2013

ass clown

A complete jackass that does not realize how much of a tool he actually he. Does stupid shit constantly, and thinks people are laughing with him, when they are in fact laughing at him.

Did you hear that Chad Johnson wants to change his name again? That guy is a complete ass clown.

by aguy76 December 17, 2009

Brown Clown

When a person shows their butt to someone.

(AKA mooning)

oh man you just got (brown clowned).

At graduation Josh (brown clowned) the graduating class.

by Q-Ball711 September 9, 2011

Drama Clown

Drama Clown: A foolish, narcissistic, theatrical, immature, petty, impulsive person - who is overly emotional and a dramatic instigator. Will most likely start drama for no reason at all during inappropriate times. Usually wears too much makeup, hence the clownish appearance. Usually a female, but can also be a male.

Real life examples: Snookie, and most female celebrities.

Pablo's stupid girlfriend was being such a drama clown last night. She kept trying to fight with him during the middle of dinner because he ordered the tofu with mixed vegetables, instead of the pork fried rice. She wanted to split one order with him since she is so cheap. I'm going to tell him to ditch that drama clown next time we hangout.

by ParadoxicalDejaVu January 15, 2013