A chair bird, a common creature among North America, Canada, Russia, and Iceland. Chair bird will sit in his chair (he has a collection). Sometimes he will knock on people's door and ask them to give them the chairs or bye bye. Chair bird also likes hats. He carries cowboy hats with him whenever and wherever
A: "What happened last night?"
B: "Oh, Chair bird visited my house."
A: "What's your favorite animal?"
B: Chair bird."
A: "Uhm.."
B: "All listen to chair bird, there is no escaping his wrath. He wants your chairs he wants your soul sacrifice for the better good of chair bird he wants you know, Michael. There is no escaping him. He will sacrifice you to the chair gods as you plead for mercy and the blood will splatter all over the walls and you will scream but nobody will hear you in the basement of Chair bird. Michael you cannot escape Chair bird. He is after you. Michael, What if I'M Chair bird? Would you doubt me? Chair bird is your new god, and if you will not obey his commands, then you will suffer."
B: "Oh, Chair bird visited my house."
A: "What's your favorite animal?"
B: Chair bird."
A: "Uhm.."
B: "All listen to chair bird, there is no escaping his wrath. He wants your chairs he wants your soul sacrifice for the better good of chair bird he wants you know, Michael. There is no escaping him. He will sacrifice you to the chair gods as you plead for mercy and the blood will splatter all over the walls and you will scream but nobody will hear you in the basement of Chair bird. Michael you cannot escape Chair bird. He is after you. Michael, What if I'M Chair bird? Would you doubt me? Chair bird is your new god, and if you will not obey his commands, then you will suffer."
by ChairBird May 9, 2020
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"Evie, is there room for a lift in your car?"
"Of course, just watch where you sit, I haven't cleaned down the Slops Chair in a while."
"Of course, just watch where you sit, I haven't cleaned down the Slops Chair in a while."
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Franch: Did you ever get the green light on that car file.
Phildo: Nah, this coworker gave me a White Collar Chair Shot in a meeting with them, said I am irresponsible and undercut my pricing right there in front of me! Said my department wasnt run well, too.
Franch: Damn, thought you were close with that coworker.
Phildo: Me too. She just blew me up, turned heel, then just left the room like nothing happened. I was totally shocked!
Franch: Takes years to recover from White Collar Chair Shots, like a 5 year White Collar Ginger.
Phildo: Nah, this coworker gave me a White Collar Chair Shot in a meeting with them, said I am irresponsible and undercut my pricing right there in front of me! Said my department wasnt run well, too.
Franch: Damn, thought you were close with that coworker.
Phildo: Me too. She just blew me up, turned heel, then just left the room like nothing happened. I was totally shocked!
Franch: Takes years to recover from White Collar Chair Shots, like a 5 year White Collar Ginger.
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someone else: How did you eat a chair.
someone else: How did you eat a chair.
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