Brooklynitis

When someone moves to Brooklyn and becomes impossible to reach or spend time with. Using the excuse that you’re far away and it’s expensive and time consuming to travel and they feel guilty by inviting you over. Like...bitch it’s a two way street and you’re the sucker who chose to move there.

When someone moves to Brooklyn and never looks back. Makes new friends and barely reaches out. Saying they’re really busy even though they’ve got a healthy social life, but don’t/won’t include you in it.

My last roommate, who I got along with has brooklynitis now since moving to BedStuy.

by nightclan November 30, 2020

Brooklyn

brooklyn is a dinosaur. an adult t-rex.

*hears a roar*
person 1- "oh thst much be brooklyn the dinosaur."
person 2- "yeah i see her coming"
brooklyn- "roarrrrrr. hey guys!"

by Dinosuars December 2, 2020

Brooklyntechification

The action of setting a toilet on fire.

"Did you guys see that brooklyntechification in the first-floor bathroom?"

by marver2710 December 3, 2020

Brookie

A smart, beautiful and the kindness person you’ll ever meet. She has a thing for vegans and is a self proclaimed Jesus. We all love her and hope for the very best I’m her. Brookie is all joy and amazing.

“Hey Brooke/Brookie”

“Sup”

by Christopher Nunn January 14, 2021

Brooklyn Pediatrist

Verb : a footjob given to an Italian American from the Boro of Brooklyn, by a man with rickets

Ry- “Dude, your pecker must be killing you after getting a Brooklyn Pediatrist”

Mike- “nah, it was amazing”

by BCHRISTO84 January 19, 2021

brooklyn

Brooklyn is a very shy girl. people may think she is innocent but she's far from. she antisocial but if you get to know her she can make you laugh at any time and anywhere. Brooklyn is caring but piss her off she will roast you to hurt your feelings. but at the end of the day when she cares about you, she cares about you hard

damn that's a Brooklyn

by starrr heart December 29, 2020

Brooklyn and Coco

Brooklyn is such a sweet girl and caring for others , however coco is savage and has baddas comebacks she is also a very good friend . Both of them together make a good friend ship. Brooklyn can also be sometimes aggresive but she makes a good family member and friend same to coco.

“Omg! Look its Brooklyn and coco, ive heard so many good stuff about them. Woah!!”

by coco ;) January 3, 2021