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Commuter’s Blumpkin

Receiving a blowjob while actively pooping your pants behind the wheel.
She started going down on me, and I shit my pants halfway through — full Commuter’s Blumpkin.
by Mikey1965 May 31, 2025
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Road Blumpkin

When receiving a blowie while driving you shit your pants.
I was shitting my pants down I-75..... And she was like,"babe, do you want a road blumpkin?!
by Broken teapot June 11, 2021
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Cyber Blumpkin

The act of receiving cunnilingus or felatio while playing video games.
Last night I was receiving a cyber blumpkin from some noob, so I grabbed a keyboard, wrapped my arms around their back, and proceeded to play SWTOR for the next 15 minutes.
by JaemX December 12, 2012
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Rooftop Blumpkin

The act of getting a blow job while taking an upper decker.
by GutCassidy February 4, 2025
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blumpkin bump

The bump you get when snorting carpet fibers that have been mixed with another drug.
I got such a great high the other night snorting some carpet dope. I really needed that blumpkin bump
by Moose Twat March 28, 2021
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Double blumpkin

When you dump on someone’s chest while they’re dumping on someone’s chest but only on November 3rd
Hey it’s November 3rd, maybe we can try a double blumpkin
by urmomgottagteamed November 3, 2019
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blumpkin

a pet name for a very good dog
i cant wait to see my blumpkin
by xxnationerxx May 29, 2021
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