Blumpkin

When you poop and then sit on it

I went to poop and accidentally still had the lid down and I blumpkined.

by Kit Cable December 19, 2023

Blumpkin

A pet name for when you are your significant other are so close, in love, and inseparable which maintaining a best friendship as well. The ultimate level of a forever relationship. Can also be shortened to "blumpy."

Gee, I love you so much blumpkin.

Right back atcha, blumpy.

by Blumpy and blumpskin October 02, 2022

Blumpkin

When Drew Hawk receives head while taking a massive shit in the McDonald’s bathroom

Drew gets a blumpkin in the McDonald’s bathroom

by Freewheel December 17, 2024

Blumpkin

When you get your dick sucked while on the toilet.

Hey, I'm gonna get a Blumpkin Later, Wanna Join?

by LocalSalamander69 June 12, 2020

blumpkin

a pet name for a very good dog

i cant wait to see my blumpkin

by xxnationerxx May 29, 2021

Blumpkin

The act of giving/receiving a blow job while sitting on the toilet taking a shit.

Dude, I was sitting there takin a big ol' shit when my girl came in and gave me a blumpkin.

by mrcarter044 December 05, 2016

Blumpkin

Getting your dick sucked while on a toilet.

Stephanie gave me a mad blumpkin yesterday.

by ThiccBoiDaequan August 27, 2018