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digital driver

A car driver who resists the analog world, proving a curve *is* a sequence of straight lines, and that incessant acceleration mixed with braking approximates a smooth highway speed. Most often found by locating the guy with car-sick passengers.
That drive back from the bar with Leo nearly made me hurl -- he's such a digital driver! Nearly killed the hula girl on the dash.
by Frogman Tim1 September 20, 2011
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Digital Wellness

The implementation of data, insights, and purposeful content to improve physical, mental, and spiritual health, allowing consumers to be mindful of their digital activity.
To keep yourself sane online, you should practice Digital Wellness
by UnicornGlow February 13, 2020
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The Amazing Digital Circus

One the most popular video that made in YouTube, this video made by Glitch (Glitch that made a Murder Drones and have an another channel “SMG4”) and it got a lot popularly and they making a rule 34 art with Pomni, Jax, Ragatha, Zooble and more characters (Aka Kinger, Bubble and Caine). One of the most popular simp in this community is Pomni x Jax and Ragatha x Jax… BUT WHY THE FUCK DID THEY DO THAT?!?! POMNI IS 25 BUT JAX IS 22!!!!! Exactly why they doing that, cuz they like it, that’s all they wanted to do! But I don’t like these people that they doing that…
Sam: I love The Amazing Digital Circus! There is a lot of great stuff they have it!
Me: Uh… what if there is will be a rule 34?
Sam: I guess… I’m, not going to like this
by PolinaTheRaccoon November 19, 2023
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Digital Panties

"Digital Panties" is the online term used to describe getting to 3rd-base while sexting. The chat takes a more sexual tone and NSFW text becomes the scope of the chat.
Yoooooo i was sexting last night and got to tɔd base with sweet baby J dawG~! oMG bɔy She dropped dem digital panties n we wa buck nehkid textn on each other! 🥰🥰🥰

-Salone girls dem fiiiine!!!! Supa Lag got it RIGHT 😎😎😎
by Gɵɵgle Eɑrth October 10, 2023
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Digital Dick-Fuck

When all you do is stare at a computer screen for 16 hours a day, and then sleep for 8, rinse-repeat, and then think this justifies your human value, but in actuality, just makes you an anti-social fuck boy, who is most likely an incel and hangs out in dirty chat groups online talking about /b/ tard bull shit with your fake friends from ukraine.
Hey Chris, stop showing us your 3d rendered website that you made with just <div>'s, no one gives a fuck, go get a girlfriend you digital dick-fuck.
by DJ CHAD April 10, 2019
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Digital Nomad

A person who constantly travels (nomad) and constantly uses computers (digital). The latter usually (but not necessarily) to generate income.
But there are these categories, broadly speaking. People who ...
1. ... have a remote job that they can do from anywhere who like to travel a lot.
2. ... have (usually new) money and confuse spending that on some sort of digitally administrable business that isn't sustainable with 'entrepreneurship'. While traveling.
3. ... scam other people by selling guides for how to become one of the above. While traveling.
4. ... record themselves buying, wearing, doing stuff that makes other, equally simple-minded people jealous. While traveling.
If they amass enough of aforementioned simpletons looking at their media, they may manage to generate an income from this.
Often people are in multiple groups.
Twenty years ago you would almost only meet digital nomads from group 1.

Nowadays they seem to be the minority.
Especially people who are rich often call themselves "digital nomads" because the following, better suited terms, sound way less cool:
affluent alien
made migrant
wealthy vagabond
Granny died and left me her fortune. Finally I can become a digital nomad!
by moellernegger August 10, 2024
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Karen Walker Digits

Short fat northern hormonal sociopath, who has been convinced her daughter is a bit of a minx. A further definition is a brutal and spiteful human being who imparts her long seen life failings as a parent and a women on others through the use of coarse and unfair tactics and words. In summary, a self centered and delusional hormonal breeder of sluts.
You're a useless piece of shit, said Karen Walker Digits to a member of her team, as her daughter walked in with another brown baby.
by Afghan Will April 23, 2018
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