fume-dog

To be absolutely fucking fuming but you're so off the scale of fuming that you are fume-dog.
Not to be confused with an angry dog.

Joseph : *says something in Spanish*

Ross : *Replies in Spanish*

Joseph : *Laughs at Izzy in Spanish*

Izzy : Stop talking in Spanish, we're in fucking England... I'm absolutely

Everyone : FUME-DOG

by samandizzy'ssweetanalysis December 9, 2019

prog-dog

One that has dedicated time and soul to all that is prog music. A prog-dog can be of any age, sex or race. Once one has reached the nirvana-like state of prog-dogging, a common level of respect among other prog-dogs is achieved.

Jon: James, you truly are a prog-dog
James: Takes one to know one Dr. Prog
Jon: Prog on!

by dr-prog October 6, 2009

slabby dog

A fish (especially trout) which has very poor condition, often characterised by big head, long body and very narrow width across back/shoulders.

someone who needs to harden the fuck up, or just a person whos being annoying/frustrating.

'God, thats a slabby dog of a fish mate'

'Did you hear?' his not coming drinking tonight..
what a slabby dog

by ling_ling March 24, 2010

Truffle Dog

An older homosexual gentleman, usually named Philip. Likes to poke his nose in where it’s not wanted. Has an innate ability to alienate people without trying.

Mark, keep your head down, Truffle Dog is sniffing around again.

by G12345! June 18, 2019

gym dog

Dick

Aye Sarah don’t fuck up my gym dog

by ReallyTheRealDirtyDan November 6, 2018

Ra dog

When you light your dick on fire and penetrate a pussy in order to prevent pregnancy through Ra’s fiery power.

Jarrett: “Damn, I don’t have a condom.”
Andrew: “What’re you going to do?”
Jarrett: “I’m going to Ra Dog her so the cummies will burn.”

by Da real Ra January 16, 2021

crimp a dog

to take a massive poop

i'm off to crimp a dog see you in an hour

by jimmycrimp February 4, 2010