bird-arse

Bird-arse (noun) : a bird-arse is a person that is attracted or has a fetish for women/men with an ass as small as that of a bird.
Someone that is so lazy that they sleep, eat and take a crap in only one room.

Mark: hey dawg that girl got a fine ass.
John: man u are such a bird-arse, that girl has a tiny ass.

Max has been in his room foh da whole week, he is such a bird-arse.

by MyMom January 24, 2013

arse-chops

The buttocks

If you dont shut-up, im gonna ram my fist between your arse-chops

by Dr Greenthumb April 22, 2003

arse munch

someone who is a disliked fool

"that man just flicked his cigarette into that school yard..what an arse munch!"

by mashcamo February 28, 2010

Arse particles

the particles expelled when you fart, which linger in the air, causing smell.

PARTICLE: ie, atoms ... etc: expelled from bum-hole, thusly named "Arse Particles"

"Upon waking, James lifted his duvet covers and wafted the arse particles around the room. Hannah turned over...and woke up thinking something had died as the particles lingered in her nostrils."

by PARTICLECHICK November 13, 2011

Faggot arse

Faggot arse is a term to describe someone who is completely and utterly gay in all aspects of life and is openly cocky about it they will wear different coloured chinos , tank tops , flip flops. And weird hats and call themselves "swag" etc.

"Look at my new purple chinos and swag tank top" shouted the faggot arse

by kingcolm May 25, 2014

Arse Sick

Reffering to extemely messy shits, that when you look down beneath yourself, theres nothing but a bowl of chundered mess.

Deano:"Oooh mate, I wouldn't go in there for a while!"
Luke:" Why not mate?"
Deano:" Well I was just sick out of my arse!!"
Luke:" Ergh Deano! Its OK mate, I've been there 2."

by Andrew Dean May 13, 2005

Gollum arsed

Gollum arsed means when you are absolutely fucked from drinking and smoking weed

“Mate you are Gollum arsed “

by Stayout March 15, 2019