Las Vegas Hour

The hour in which anything can happen and will be forgotten and unmentioned as the next hour begins

Bro you can egg your ex’s house it’s Las Vegas Hour

by Dictionarian117 December 27, 2020

sad ninja hours

when you and the bois become sad

Friend: what time is it?
you: it's sad ninja hours 😔
Friend: oh 😔

by Slaughter Republic May 1, 2021

Smooth brain hours

When you are feeling particularly dumb during a studying session you are experiencing smooth brain hours.

Having a smooth brain is a sign of little to no intelligence, animals such as the koala bear, rats, and Magga have an extremely smooth brain and therefore are quite unintelligent.

"Hey Theodore I can't seem to find the solution to this math problem"
"No wonder Guni just look at Maggie in the corner over there counting cards, we are deep in the smooth brain hours"
"Ahh I feel it in my veins"
"The only way out is to embrace it and wait it out yung one"

by The_Carrot_Man May 8, 2021

Horny nigga hours

When a nigga is horny can happen at any time

Every time I close my eyes I wake up feeling so horny
Song example of horny nigga hours 🤷 ♂️

by Blxckmxn._ February 19, 2022

Dark Hour

Dark Hour is when you cum exactly at 11:11 PM. You then wish very hard that you won't die of AIDs. Sadly, you remember that you will die of AIDs soon anyways.

"What is Dark Hour?"
"BAAAAAAAAAAAAW!"

by Peuso March 7, 2009

Twelve bucks an hour

Big big money to a texan. Half the amount the same jobs pay in California, New York, Chicago and all the other modern cities pay.

Hey i'm a texan and I make twelve bucks an hour! Lucky for the rest of the country that i am far too stupid to go elsewhere and earn twice the amount for the same job! I'll just stay in texas and someday I'll make fifteen bucks an hour just like a big city millionaire!

by irvinesucks January 22, 2009

9 Hours Pregnant

A state in which you need to poo really, really bad to the point where a large turd is turtle-heading or about to exit on it's own; Often occurs soon after waking up or after a big meal; Also occurs approximately 9 - 10 hours after large feasts and may be occur prematurely when preceded by meals high in fiber.

NOTE: May be accompanied by contractions and a dilated anus.

Dude, if I don't take a shit soon I'm going to be in trouble because I'm 9 hours pregnant!

by TheJizzerOfOz March 17, 2011