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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
mugGet the Grease Shinglemug.

Grease hole contest

When you and your boys oil up each other’s assholes and see who can last the longest before wiping it off!
Hey joe! Let’s go do a Grease hole contest!
by Turbonutchuk June 8, 2025
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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
mugGet the Grease Shinglemug.

greasing congress

v. Arranging in advance for a supposedly impartial decision to be made by a jury, an employment office, the senate etc. Often a criminal activity.

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I may not be home for supper. Me and Rudy will be greasing congress until late. Again.

Okay. I’ll just leave the burgers in the fridge. Again.
by gnostic3 December 27, 2019
mugGet the greasing congressmug.

grease

“bro i’m tryna grease her” “that’s my grease fym” “she not my girl she my grease”
by mosthatedk March 27, 2022
mugGet the greasemug.

Grease

A person that nobody in the cool kids group likes, but still sticks to them just to get attention, clout , and all in all just to be one of them.
“ Man i cant handle these grease in my school, always sticking to my dick when im trying to make plans with my friends!”
by NarlyJordanian666 July 3, 2018
mugGet the Greasemug.

Grease Monkey

by Chipottie February 29, 2020
mugGet the Grease Monkeymug.

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