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You're wasting my minutes

Phrase directed at a person you're speaking to--in real life or on the phone-- who spews mindless drivel, renders themselves irrelevant to your reality, or is just plain boring, and is therefore wasting your valuable time.

Origin: Derived from cell phone service plans that offer a limited number of free minutes.
You have a boyfriend? Why didn't you tell me that before I ditched my friends. You're wasting my minutes girl. See ya.
by The Vig July 13, 2009
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turd waxing

The act of removing unwanted pubic hair mimicking a brazilian wax by spreading fresh softened feces around your genital region, and allowing to dry for a considerable length of time. This could take days or even months. Then when the applied defacation has dried into a tough crusted form one removes the entire sheath ripping of all pubic hair. The odor and pain is part of the process.
Dude when I slid it in there was no resitance. My bawls are like silk due to turd waxing!
by Jessa Pee June 1, 2009
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Speed Washing

When a person is in the shower washing all body parts really fast!
Dude 1- Hey the other day my wife told me she caught me jerking off in the shower.

Dude 2-Wow that sucks .How did you get out of that one?

Dude 1-I told her its my cock and I can wash it as fast as I want too .Ya know speed washing
by troubledemon January 24, 2010
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The George Washington

The George Washington is an uncommon act that two men can perform together. It involves a large body of water, and the ability to hold your breath for up to a minute while experiencing the sexual pleasure of oral sex. One of the men is underwater, in a handstand like position while the other sensually plays with his male parts. Either performing a blow job or if physically capable, butt sex.
I was totally disgusted when i looked out my window and saw my neighbors doing the George Washington!

Hey, its awfully hott out, wanna George Washington tonight?
by Trackgrl923 May 19, 2011
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washington

The city in the District of Columbia. People from the DC area never say "Washington," we call it the District or DC. Or if we're talking about specific communities: Dupont Circle, Georgetown, K Street, Q Street, we use those words.
Me: "Are you from this area?"
Stranger: "Yeah, right down in Washington"
Me: Tourist.
by sangsue September 30, 2005
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george washington

A person that is the first to do something, usually used when speaking of the taking of viginity; being that George Washington was the first President and that he cut down a "cherry" tree.
Did you hear that Steve had sex with that virgin girl Stacy? That kid is a George Washington for sure.
by bigrizale3 June 13, 2006
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George Washington

Commander of the great fleet of airships that flew to Europe and destroyed the British Empire. George Washington later returned to America to set a premium example of a true American, and an ultimate human being.
A fine example of his courage and supreme genius of strategic aerial warfare would be the bombardment of what is known today as England. Quote from George Washington: "America for the win, British resistance is futile! Fire the cannons!"
by Martin Pace June 11, 2006
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