Speed Washing

When a person is in the shower washing all body parts really fast!

Dude 1- Hey the other day my wife told me she caught me jerking off in the shower.

Dude 2-Wow that sucks .How did you get out of that one?

Dude 1-I told her its my cock and I can wash it as fast as I want too .Ya know speed washing

by troubledemon January 24, 2010

The George Washington

The George Washington is an uncommon act that two men can perform together. It involves a large body of water, and the ability to hold your breath for up to a minute while experiencing the sexual pleasure of oral sex. One of the men is underwater, in a handstand like position while the other sensually plays with his male parts. Either performing a blow job or if physically capable, butt sex.

I was totally disgusted when i looked out my window and saw my neighbors doing the George Washington!

Hey, its awfully hott out, wanna George Washington tonight?

by Trackgrl923 May 19, 2011

washington

The city in the District of Columbia. People from the DC area never say "Washington," we call it the District or DC. Or if we're talking about specific communities: Dupont Circle, Georgetown, K Street, Q Street, we use those words.

Me: "Are you from this area?"
Stranger: "Yeah, right down in Washington"
Me: Tourist.

by sangsue September 30, 2005

george washington

A person that is the first to do something, usually used when speaking of the taking of viginity; being that George Washington was the first President and that he cut down a "cherry" tree.

Did you hear that Steve had sex with that virgin girl Stacy? That kid is a George Washington for sure.

by bigrizale3 June 13, 2006

waiting to exhale

Based on the beginning of the movie "Waiting To Exhale" where a woman damages a man's personal property by cutting up his clothes, splashing bleach on them or burning them, cutting up the funiture and mattress, up to include damaging or burning his car after finding out he cheated on her. A woman will also most likely damage items or clothes that she bought for him.

When she found out I was cheating on her she went home and did a "waiting to exhale."

by txmx2005 April 13, 2006

George Washington

Commander of the great fleet of airships that flew to Europe and destroyed the British Empire. George Washington later returned to America to set a premium example of a true American, and an ultimate human being.

A fine example of his courage and supreme genius of strategic aerial warfare would be the bombardment of what is known today as England. Quote from George Washington: "America for the win, British resistance is futile! Fire the cannons!"

by Martin Pace June 11, 2006

Washing the dog

A euphemism for masturbating. Used when trying to conceal it from certain people around you.

I love washing the dog in the shower

by gtown slang July 9, 2012