French Vanilla kinky

When someone is not vanilla sexually but is not a fully kinky sexually.

Are they vanilla in the bedroom? No they are french vanilla kinky.

by Kinkynurse October 18, 2021

Vanilla Pigtail

When a man pulls out his penis from the vagina or anus after climaxing, he swirls a curly q of excess sperm at the point of entry, resembling the top of a vanilla ice cream swirl.

“Hey joe, I just get gave Susie Shallow Throat a vanilla pigtail in the locker room!”

by Milky toasty March 24, 2022

Vanilla Snowflake

Drunk white boys that can't dance.

noun.
Person 1: Oh geez. -shaking head-
Person 2: what's wrong.
-Person 1 points to dance floor-
Person 1: We got ourselves a vanilla snowflake.
-Person 2 looks to the dance floor-
Person 2: -nods- I agree. That is indeed a vanilla snowflake.

by ~Blackstarr~ January 9, 2017

Vanilla Twizler

A fetish masturbation technique, in which a male lies back on his shoulder blades with his pelvis positioned directly above his face, in order to attempt to ejaculate into his own mouth.

I caught a co-worker doing a vanilla twizler in the break room.

by Steve Clayton October 26, 2015

Vanilla Beans

Meaning a very dumb/retarded person

You are such a Vanilla Beans

by RaventheReal March 4, 2023

Vanilla man syrup

Semen

We were in the throws of ecstasy. Pillows flying; sheets tangling. In the heat of the moment, he released his vanilla man syrup all over my face.

by Negronito November 13, 2020

melted vanilla cone

When jerking or being jerked off you lie on your back and ejaculate straight up...the load comes down all over the tip and hand thus looking like a melted ice cream cone

My spooge went and came down in warm gooey mess...finger licking good...she said it was like a melted vanilla cone

by cykofiend February 27, 2014