When Valentine’s Day falls after Friday the 13th, it is considered the Valentine’s Day of Doom. Arguments, breakups, and cheating usually occurs on the Valentine’s Day of Doom.
It’s Valentine’s Day and my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. But yesterday was Friday the 13th so I guess that’s just how things are on the Valentine’s Day of Doom.
by OG Zus February 13, 2026
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Mwahahaha, it’s raining on Valentine’s Day! Look at how miserable all these couples are!
I am the biggest Valentine’s Grinch of them all. I hate Valentine’s Day so much.
I am the biggest Valentine’s Grinch of them all. I hate Valentine’s Day so much.
by Shepherd Guy February 17, 2026
Get the Valentine’s Grinch mug.One of my best friends, and honestly, one of the safest people I know. He listens—really listens—like every word matters, even the messy ones I don’t quite know how to say. He never makes me feel silly for rambling or overthinking, or being too much. With him, I never feel like I have to shrink myself or hide the weird, quiet parts. He’s kind in the softest ways—like remembering the tiniest things I’ve said or making me laugh without even trying.
Somehow, even over text, he always knows how I’m feeling, even if I haven't said a word. He’ll send something random or funny right when I need it, or just say, “Are you okay?” and somehow it’s always at the exact right moment. It’s like he reads between the lines of what I’m not saying, and still shows up exactly how I need him to. Like he can hear the silence between my words. I trust him more than I thought I could trust someone, and that feels like something rare. Like he’s not just my friend, but a soft place to land when the world gets loud.
Somehow, even over text, he always knows how I’m feeling, even if I haven't said a word. He’ll send something random or funny right when I need it, or just say, “Are you okay?” and somehow it’s always at the exact right moment. It’s like he reads between the lines of what I’m not saying, and still shows up exactly how I need him to. Like he can hear the silence between my words. I trust him more than I thought I could trust someone, and that feels like something rare. Like he’s not just my friend, but a soft place to land when the world gets loud.
(shhh valentino dont read this)
by icecreammochi?? April 24, 2025
Get the Valentino mug.One of my best friends, and honestly, one of the safest people I know. He listens—really listens—like every word matters, even the messy ones I don’t quite know how to say. He never makes me feel silly for rambling or overthinking, or being too much. With him, I never feel like I have to shrink myself or hide the weird, quiet parts. He’s kind in the softest ways—like remembering the tiniest things I’ve said or making me laugh without even trying.
Somehow, even over text, he always knows how I’m feeling, even if I haven't said a word. He’ll send something random or funny right when I need it, or just say, “Are you okay?” and somehow it’s always at the exact right moment. It’s like he reads between the lines of what I’m not saying, and still shows up exactly how I need him to. Like he can hear the silence between my words. I trust him more than I thought I could trust someone, and that feels like something rare. Like he’s not just my friend, but a soft place to land when the world gets loud.
Somehow, even over text, he always knows how I’m feeling, even if I haven't said a word. He’ll send something random or funny right when I need it, or just say, “Are you okay?” and somehow it’s always at the exact right moment. It’s like he reads between the lines of what I’m not saying, and still shows up exactly how I need him to. Like he can hear the silence between my words. I trust him more than I thought I could trust someone, and that feels like something rare. Like he’s not just my friend, but a soft place to land when the world gets loud.
by icecreammochi?? May 1, 2025
Get the Valentino mug.Also known as "Vale", "Rossi", "VR46", or just "The Doctor (il Dottore in Italian) Valentino is what may consider a GOAT in MotoGP, with 9 titles under his belt, he did pretty well.
Known for his riding skills and domination of the sport, it is debated between fans whether Vale or Marc Marquez are the true GOAT of the sport. Though he is no longer a MotoGP rider and now continues in WEC, his iconic neon (highlighter) yellow and number 46 continues to be seen in the crowds of MotoGP, leaving his mark for the rest of time
Known for his riding skills and domination of the sport, it is debated between fans whether Vale or Marc Marquez are the true GOAT of the sport. Though he is no longer a MotoGP rider and now continues in WEC, his iconic neon (highlighter) yellow and number 46 continues to be seen in the crowds of MotoGP, leaving his mark for the rest of time
Person 1: Hey, do you know Il Dottore?
person 2: Who??
Person 1: Valentino Rossi (the doctor), the GOAT of MotoGP!
person 2: Who??
Person 1: Valentino Rossi (the doctor), the GOAT of MotoGP!
by lm10am73vr46mm93 August 14, 2025
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